Monday, December 31, 2007

More Tales of Beedle the Bard

First read this



As you people might have read on JKR's site about the "Tales of beedle the Bard", she auctioned of the 7th copy of the book - the Moonstone edition. This has been bought by the Amazon website now at a price over a million dollars. Since no one's mentioned it so far and because I feel that this place could do with a "RENERVATE" , here are the details of the book. (Fawkes to the rescue, once again..... I'm like a lucky potion myself !!!! lolz... only joking... You're all doing a fantastic job on this blog) These are the only details and pictures of the book that I've been able to get. Below is the official review of the book by the Amazon website. Have fun reading.... this should do until the book is actually printed for the public, if it ever is. I personally, couldn't wait. This is also my new year present to all of you. Happy new year !!!

1. The Wizard and the Hopping Pot

As in her Harry Potter series, garnishing the top of the first page of the first fairy tale, "The Wizard and the Hopping Pot," is a drawing--in this case, a round pot sitting atop a surprisingly well-drawn foot (with five toes, in case you were wondering, and we know some of you were). This tale begins merrily enough, with a "kindly old wizard" whom we meet only briefly, but who reminds us so much of our dear Dumbledore that we must pause and take a breath.
This "well-beloved man" uses his magic primarily for the benefit of his neighbors, creating potions and antidotes for them in what he calls his "lucky cooking pot." Much too soon after we meet this kind and generous man, he dies (after living to a "goodly age") and leaves everything to his only son. Unfortunately, the son is nothing like his father (and entirely too much like a Malfoy). Upon his father's death, he discovers the pot, and in it (quite mysteriously) a single slipper and a note from his father that reads, "In the fond hope, my son, that you will never need this." As in most fairy tales, this is the moment when things start to go wrong....

Bitter about not having anything but a pot to his name and completely uninterested in anyone who cannot do magic, the son turns his back on the town, closing his door to his neighbors. First comes the old woman whose granddaughter is plagued with warts. When the son slams the door in her face, he immediately hears a loud clanging in the kitchen. His father's old cooking pot has sprouted a foot as well as a serious case of warts. Funny, and yet gross. Vintage Rowling. None of his spells work, and he cannot escape the hopping, warty pot that follows him--even to his bedside. The next day, the son opens the door to an old man who is missing his donkey. Without its help to carry wares to town, his family will go hungry. The son (who clearly has never read a fairy tale) slams the door on the old man. Sure enough, here comes the warty, befooted clanging pot, now having captured both the sounds of a braying donkey as well as groans of hunger. [Spoiler alert!] In true fairy tale fashion, the son is besieged with more visitors, and it takes a few tears, some vomit, and a whining dog before the wizard at last succumbs to his responsibility, and the true legacy of his father. Renouncing his selfish ways, he calls for all townspeople far and wide to come to him for help. One by one, he cures their ills and in doing so, empties the pot. At the very last, out pops the mysterious slipper--the one that perfectly fits the foot of the now-quiet pot--and together the two walk (and hop) off into the sunset.

Rowling has always made her stories as funny as they are clever, and "The Wizard and the Hopping Pot" is no exception; the image of a one-footed cooking pot plagued with all the "warty" ills of the village, hopping after a selfish young wizard, is a good example. But the real magic of this book and this particular tale lies not just in her turns of phrase but in the way she underlines the "clang, clang, clang" of the pot for emphasis, and how her handwriting gets messier when the story picks up speed, like she's hurrying along with the reader. These touches make the story uniquely her own and this volume of stories particularly special.

2. The Fountain of Fair Fortune:

Featured at the top of what may be one of our favorite fairy tales ever is a picture of a sparkling, flowing fountain. Now that we're thirty pages into the book, it has become clear that Rowling enjoys (and is quite good at) drawing stars and sparkles. The beginning and ending of almost every tale appears sprinkled with pixie dust (à la Peter Pan--fans know that Rowling's pixies are less likely to leave such a pretty trail). This first page of the story also features a small rose bush below the text. It is quite lovely, and as anyone who has tried to draw a rose knows, not that easy to pull off--a fact that makes it less likely that Rowling did it to cover up a mistake (the way some of us might). It is a gorgeous way to start, and it gives "The Fountain of Fair Fortune" a lot to live up to. Perhaps this is why the story begins so grandly and with such a perfectly lush and mysterious fairy tale setting: an enchanted and enclosed garden that is protected by "strong magic." Once a year, an "unfortunate" is allowed the opportunity to find their way to the Fountain, to bathe in the water, and win "fair fortune forever more." Ahhhh, such is the stuff of Harry Potter fans' dreams. In fact, this tale stands out as a favorite partly because it follows the quest arc that fans fell in love with in her novels—the kind we still crave. Knowing that this may be the only chance to truly turn their lives around, people (with magical powers and without) travel from the far reaches of the kingdom to try and gain entrance to the garden. It is here that three witches meet and share their tales of woe. First is Asha, sick of "a malady no Healer could cure," who hopes the Fountain can restore her health. The second is Altheda, who was robbed and humiliated by a sorcerer. She hopes the Fountain will relieve her feelings of helplessness and her poverty. The third witch, Amata, was deserted by her beloved, and hopes the Fountain will help cure her "grief and longing." In just a few pages, Rowling has not only created terrific fairy tale drama, but an interesting conflict--readers young and old can relate to at least one of the woes of Asha, Altheda, and Amata (and can we talk about how great those names are?), so how can you choose which one should win? The witches (much like the characters from our favorite series) decide that three heads are better than one, and they pool their efforts to reach the Fountain together. At first light, a crack in the wall appears and "Creepers" from the garden reach through and wrap themselves around Asha, the first witch. She grabs Altheda, who takes hold of Amata. But Amata gets tangled in the armor of a knight, and as the vines pull Asha in, all three witches along with the knight get pulled through the wall and into the garden.

Since only one of them will be permitted to bathe in the Fountain, the first two witches are upset that Amata inadvertently invited another competitor. Because he has no magical power, recognizes the women as witches, and is well-suited to his name, "Sir Luckless," the knight announces his intention to abandon the quest. Amata promptly chides him for giving up and asks him to join their group. It is heartening to see Rowling continuing to embrace the themes of friendship and camaraderie so prevalent in her series, not to mention her ability to draw strong, intelligent, female characters. We spent seven books watching Harry learn that it is okay to need the help and support of his friends, and that same notion of sharing responsibility and burden is strong in this tale.

On their journey to the Fountain, the motley band faces three challenges. We're in familiar fairy tale territory here, but it is the strong, simple imagery (a "monstrous white worm, bloated and blind") and way the characters work together to triumph over adversity that makes this story such a rich read, and pure Rowling. First, they face the worm who demands "proof of your pain." After several fruitless attempts to attack it with magic and other means, Asha's tears of frustration finally satisfy the worm, and the four are allowed to pass. Next, they face a steep slope and are asked to pay the "fruit of their labors." They try and try to make it up the hill but spend hours climbing to no avail. Finally, the hard-won effort of Altheda as she cheers her friends on (specifically the sweat from her brow) gets them past the challenge. At last, they face a stream in their path and are asked to pay "the treasure of your past." Attempts to float or leap across fail, until Amata thinks to use her wand to withdraw the memories of the lover who abandoned her, and drop them into the water (hello, Pensieve!). Stepping stones appear in the water, and the four are able to cross to the Fountain, where they must decide who gets to bath.

Asha collapses from exhaustion and is near death. She is in such pain that she cannot make it to the Fountain, and she begs her three friends not to move her. Altheda quickly mixes a powerful potion in an attempt to revive her, and the concoction actually cures her malady, so she no longer needs the Fountain's waters. (Some of you see where this is going, but stay tuned--Rowling has more surprises in store.) By curing Asha, Altheda realizes that she has the power to cure others and a means to earn money. She no longer needs the waters of the Fountain to cure her "powerlessness and poverty." The third witch, Amata realizes that once she washed away her regret for her lover, she was able to see him for what he really was ("cruel and faithless"), and she no longer needs the Fountain. She turns to Sir Luckless and offers him his turn at the Fountain as a reward for his bravery. The knight, amazed at his luck, bathes in the Fountain and flings himself "in his rusted armour" (this is the genius of Rowling--the addition of one word gives us the hilarious image of the knight bathing in full body armor in the Fountain) at the feet of Amata and begs for her "hand and her heart." Each witch achieves their dreams for a cure, a hapless knight wins knowledge of his bravery, and Amata, the one witch who had faith in him, realizes that she has found a "man worthy of her." A great "happily ever after" for our merry band, who set off "arm-in-arm" (it’s particularly nice the way this is handwritten, with the hyphens supporting a visual of linked arms). But the story wouldn’t be Rowling's without a kicker at the end: we learn that the four friends live long, never realizing that the Fountain's waters "carried no enchantment at all." Best. Ending. Ever.

As in her novels, Rowling emphasizes that the true power lies within, not merely in a wand and in a mind, but in a heart. Faith, trust, love give her characters the strength to meet the challenges before them. She doesn't preach to her readers, but the message is definitely there: if you allow yourself the chance to trust and love others, you can harness the power that you already have. What a great message for kids (and adults) to learn, and oh, what a lovely and memorable package.

3. The Warlock's Hairy Heart:

Beware dear readers: Rowling channels the Brothers Grimm for her third and darkest fairy tale. In "The Warlock's Hairy Heart" there is little laughter and no quest, only a journey into the shadowy depths of one warlock's soul. There is no evidence of pixie dust on this first horrible page, instead we see a drawing of a heart covered in coarse hair and dripping blood (again, it's really not easy to draw an actual heart, with valves and everything, but Rowling gets it just right--gross hair and all). Beneath the text is an old-fashioned key with three loops at the top, lying in a pool of blood, making it quite clear that we are in for a different tale than the others. Don't say we didn't warn you.... At the start we meet a handsome, skilled, and rich young warlock who is embarrassed by the foolishness of his friends in love (Rowling uses the word "gambolling" here--a perfect example of how she never talks down to her readers). So sure is he of his desire never to reveal such "weakness" that the young warlock uses "Dark Arts" to prevent himself from ever falling in love. Fans should recognize the beginnings of a cautionary tale here--Rowling has explored many lessons on the rashness of youth and the hazards of such power in the hands of the young in her series.

Unaware that the warlock has gone to such lengths to protect himself, his family laughs off his attempts to avoid love, thinking that the right girl will change his mind. But the warlock grows proud, convinced of his cleverness and impressed with his power to achieve total indifference. Even as time passes and the warlock watches his peers marry and have families of their own, he remains quite pleased with himself and his decision, considering himself lucky to be free of the emotional burdens that he believes shrivel up and hollow out the hearts of others. When the warlock's older parents die, he does not mourn, but instead feels "blessed" by their deaths. At this point in the text, Rowling’s handwriting changes a bit and the ink on the page appears slightly darker. Perhaps she is pressing harder--is she as frightened of and frustrated by her young warlock as we are? Almost all of the sentences on the left page nearly run into the fold of the book, as we read about how the warlock makes himself quite comfortable in his dead parents' home, transferring his "greatest treasure" to their dungeon. On the facing page, when we learn that the warlock believes himself to be envied for his "splendid" and perfect solitude, we see the first stutter in Rowling’s writing. It is as if she cannot bear to write the word "splendid" since it is so clearly not true. The warlock is deluded, making him all the more upset when he hears two servants gossiping--one taking pity on him, and the other making fun of him for not having a wife. He decides at once to "take a wife," presumably the most beautiful, wealthy, and talented woman, to make him the "envy of all."

As luck would have it, the very next day the warlock meets a beautiful, skillful, wealthy witch. Seeing her as his "prize," the warlock pursues her, convincing those who know him that he is a changed man. But the young witch--who is both "fascinated and repelled" by him--still senses his remoteness, even as she agrees to attend a feast at his castle. At the party, amidst the riches of his table and as minstrels play, the warlock woos the witch. Finally, she confronts him, suggesting that she would trust his lovely words if only she thought he "had a heart." [Spoiler alert!] Smiling (and still proud), the warlock leads the young maid to the dungeon, where he reveals a magic "crystal casket," in which lies his own "beating heart." We did warn you that this was going to be a dark tale, right?

The witch is horrified at the sight of the heart, which has turned shrunken and hairy in its exile from the body, and she begs the warlock to "put it back." Because he knows it would further endear him to her, the warlock "slices open" his chest with his wand and places the "hairy heart" within. Thrilled that the warlock may now feel love, the young witch embraces him (surprising, since we're clearly yelling "Get away from him!" by now), and the horrible heart is "pierced" by the beauty of her skin and the scent of her hair. "Grown strange" from being disconnected from his body for so long, the now "blind" and "perverse" heart takes savage action. Would that we could end here, and allow you to just wonder about the fates of the young witch and the hairy-hearted warlock, but Rowling marches the story on, as the guests at the feast wonder about their host. Hours later, they search the castle and find them in the dungeon. On the ground lies the dead maiden with her chest cut open. Crouched beside her is the "mad warlock," caressing and licking her "shining scarlet heart" and planning to switch it for his own. His heart is strong though, and it refuses to leave his body. The warlock, swearing never to be "mastered" by his heart, seizes a dagger and cuts it from his chest, leaving him briefly victorious, a heart in "each bloody hand" before he falls over the maiden and dies. The last paragraph describing the death of the warlock is the first that looks uneven--the handwriting skews up and to the right just slightly enough that it's noticeable, making the ending feel all the more abrupt and unsettling.
Rowling, like most of the really great fairy tale writers, has no pity for the wicked. Acting out of pride and selfishness from the start of the story, isolating and hardening himself against all feeling, the warlock opened himself up to madness, subsequently taking an innocent life, and destroying his own in the process (sound like any other villain you've met?). As with the other tales we've read, the secret lies in the imagery, both real and imagined (particularly once you see the drawings from the first page). The disturbing and indelible vision of the crazy warlock licking the bloody heart rivals the darkest of the Grimm brothers. Given that this story (and the entire text, after all) is meant to be a book of fables for young wizards and witches, it's fitting that Rowling would make a tale about the misuse of the Dark Arts the most horrible and least redemptive of them all. The Dark Arts, as we fans well know, are not to be toyed with--ever.

4. Babbitty Rabbitty and her Cackling Stump:

A large tree stump (with twenty growth rings—we counted) squats atop Rowling's fourth and longest fairy tale. Five tentacle-like roots spread from the base with grass and dandelion clocks sprouting out from beneath them. At the center of the base of the stump is a dark crack, with two white circles that look like tiny eyes peering out at the reader. Under the text is a small narrow paw print (with four toes). Not as horrific as the bloody, hairy heart of the last story (and this time we do see bright pixie dust on the facing page), but we don’t entirely like the looks of that stump. "Babbitty Rabbitty and her Cackling Stump" begins (as good fairy tales often do) long ago and in a faraway land. A greedy and "foolish king" decides that he wants to keep magic all to himself. But he has two problems: first, he needs to round up all the existing witches and wizards; second, he needs to actually learn magic. Just as he commands a "Brigade of Witch Hunters" armed with a pack of fierce black dogs, he also announces his need for an "Instructor in Magic" (not too bright, our king). Savvy wizards and witches go into hiding rather than heed his call, but a "cunning charlatan" with no magical ability at all bluffs his way into the role with a few simple tricks.

Once installed as the head sorcerer and private instructor to the King, the charlatan demands gold for magical supplies, rubies for creating charms, and silver cups for potions. The charlatan hoards these items in his own house before returning to the palace, but he does not realize the King's old "washer-woman," Babbitty, sees him. She watches him pull twigs from a tree that he then presents to the King as wands. Cunning as he is, the charlatan tells the King that his wand will not work until "your Majesty is worthy of it."

Every day the King and charlatan practice their "magic" (Rowling shines here, painting a portrait of the ridiculous King waving his twig and "shouting nonsense at the sky"), but one morning they hear laughter and see Babbitty watching from her cottage, laughing so hard she can hardly stand. The humiliated King is furious and impatient, and demands that they give a real demonstration of magic in front of his subjects the very next day. The desperate charlatan says it is impossible since he needs to leave the kingdom on a long journey, but the now suspicious King threatens to send the Brigade after him. Having worked himself into a fury, the King also commands that if "anybody laughs at me" the charlatan will be beheaded. And so, our foolish, greedy, magic-less King is also revealed to be both prideful and pitifully insecure--even in these short, simple tales, Rowling is able to create complex, interesting characters.
Looking to "vent" his frustration and anger, the cunning charlatan heads straight to the house of Babbitty. Peering in the window, he sees a "little old lady" sitting at her table cleaning her wand, as the sheets are "washing themselves" in a tub. Seeing her as a real witch, and both the source and solution of his problems, he demands her help, or he will turn her over to the Brigade. It is hard to fully describe this powerful turning point in the story (and any of these tales, really). Try to remember the richness and color of Rowling's novels and imagine how she might pack these bite-sized tales full of vivid imagery and subtle nuances of character.

Unruffled by his demands (she is a witch, after all), Babbitty smiles and agrees to do "anything in her power" to help (there’s a loophole if we’ve ever heard one). The charlatan tells her to hide inside a bush and perform all the spells for the King. Babbitty agrees, but wonders aloud what will happen if the King tries to perform an impossible spell. The charlatan, ever convinced of his own cleverness and the stupidity of others, laughs off her concerns, asserting that Babbitty's magic is certainly much more powerful than anything "that fool's imagination" could dream up.
The next morning, the members of the court gather together to witness the King's magic. From a stage, the King and charlatan perform their first magical act--making a woman's hat disappear. The crowd is amazed and astonished, never guessing that it is Babbitty, hiding in a bush, who performs the spell. For his next feat, the King points the "twig" (every reference of this cracks us up) at his horse, raising it high into the air. Looking around for an even better idea for the third spell, the King is interrupted by the Captain of the Brigade, who holds the body of one of the King's hounds (dead from a poisonous mushroom). He begs the King to bring the dog "back to life," but when the King points the twig at the dog, nothing happens. Babbitty smiles inside her hiding place, not even trying a spell, for she knows "no magic can raise the dead" (at least not in this story). The crowd begins to laugh, suspecting that the first two spells were just tricks. The King is furious, and when he demands to know why the spell failed, the cunning and deceitful charlatan points at Babbitty's hiding place and screams that a "wicked witch" is blocking the spells. Babbitty runs from the bush, and when the Witch Hunters send the hounds after her, she disappears, leaving the dogs "barking and scrabbling" at the base of an old tree. Desperate now, the charlatan shouts that the witch has turned herself "into a crab apple" (which even at this tense and dramatic point draws a snicker). Fearful that Babbitty may turn herself back into a woman and expose him, the charlatan demands the tree be cut down--because that is how you "treat evil witches." It is quite a powerful scene, not only for its "off with her head!" drama, but because the charlatan's ability to whip up the crowd is evocative of the all-too-real witch trials. As the drama builds, Rowling's handwriting appears slightly less polished--the spaces between letters of her words widens, creating the illusion that she's making the story up as she goes along, getting the words down on the page as fast as she can.

The tree is chopped down, but as the crowd cheers and heads back toward the palace, a "loud cackling" is heard, this time from within the stump. Babbitty, smart witch that she is, shouts that witches and wizards cannot be killed by being "cut in half," and to prove it, she suggests that they cut the King's instructor "in two." At this, the charlatan begs for mercy and confesses. He is dragged to the dungeon, but Babbitty is not finished with her foolish king. Her voice, still issuing from the stump, proclaims that his actions have invoked a curse on the kingdom, so that every time the King harms a witch or wizard he too will feel a pain so fierce he will wish to "die of it." The now desperate King falls to his knees and promises to protect all the wizards and witches in his lands, allowing them to perform magic without harm. Pleased, but not completely satisfied, the stump cackles again and demands a statue of Babbitty be placed upon it to remind the King of his "own foolishness." The "shamed King" promises to have a sculptor create a statue in gold, and he heads back to the palace with his court. At last, a "stout old rabbit" with a wand in its teeth hops out from hole beneath the stump (aha! The source of those tiny white eyes) and leaves the kingdom. The golden statue remained on the stump forever more, and witches and wizards were never be hunted in the kingdom again.

"Babbitty Rabbitty and her Cackling Stump" highlights the winking ingenuity of the old witch--who should remind fans of a certain wise and resourceful wizard--and you can imagine how old Babbitty might become a folk hero to young wizards and witches. But more than just a story about the triumph of a clever witch, the tale warns against human weaknesses of greed, arrogance, selfishness and duplicity, and shows how these errant (but not evil) characters come to learn the error of their ways. The fact that the tale follows so soon after that of the mad warlock highlights the importance that Rowling has always placed on self-awareness: Babbitty reveals to the King his arrogance and greed, just as the Hopping Pot exposes the wizard's selfishness and the Fountain uncovers the hidden strength of the three witches and the knight. Of the first four of her tales, only the hairy-hearted warlock suffers a truly horrible fate, as his unforgiveable use of the Dark Arts and his unwillingness to know his true self exclude him from redemption.

5. Tale of the Three Brothers:

The details of this tale has already been mentioned in the seventh book of the Harry Potter series.

I hope you liked that, guys. I really found all the stories fascinating, especially the Fountain of fair fortune. Adios ! I'm disappararting ! I leave you with these images.

(Note-the images will be posted by Fawkes as soon as she deigns to come online again--LostWeasley )

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Thorns and Roses



Roses are sweet but scorpions can sting


For the Silver Doe, hoping to enthrall,
Who gleams like my angel should darkness fall
For Fawkes, brilliant and majestic indeed,
A saviour true in times of need
For Babbity Rabbity & Tenebrous
And for Sniggy who heard this first
And for you, like she says
If you've stuck with Harry till the end


Chapter 1 -- Hogwarts


‘Missing mommy and daddy already, squirts?’ James Potter rapped Albus and Rose smartly on their heads.

‘Come off it, Big J. You are not going to get to bully us during school just because our parents won’t come to know.’ Rose looked cross, straightening her bushy red hair.

‘Why, what will you do, write to mummy 10 times in a day? Al will do a 20, he’s going to be lonely in the Slytherin common room. Won’t you, Severus? Catchya later Rosie Posie!’ James laughed and ran away laughing, giving Albus another tap on the skull.

‘Why don’t you ever stand up to him? You can’t let him bully you at school. That would be outrageous,’ frowned Rose.

‘Come on, let’s get back to our compartment.’

Sighing, Rose followed Albus to their seats. She knew it would take years before Albus could finally stand up to James’ bullying, but that did not stop her from consistently nagging her cousin. Maybe she did not realise it, but it further increased Albus’ inferiority complex, or maybe Albus was too used to it to expect any better treatment. At any rate, he didn’t seem to mind.

There was another occupant in their compartment when they returned. A skinny boy with dark brown hair and rimless glasses had occupied one of the seats next to the window. Rose sat down opposite him and Albus dropped into the seat next to her.

‘Hi, I’m Rose Weasley. This is my cousin Albus Potter. Who are you?’

‘I’m…er…Obi Kumar,’ replied the boy shyly.

‘Obi…Are you muggle-born?’ asked Rose

‘My dad’s muggle, but mum’s a witch,’ said Obi.

‘Hmm. I thought as much. My grandparents watched Star Wars, too, all the time mum was away at school,’ said Rose.

‘Stars can wage wars?’ asked Albus, clearly startled.

‘No, silly. It’s a muggle TV programme. I meant Grandpa and Grandma Granger not Weasley.’

‘Oh, sorry!’ mumbled Al.

‘So you are muggle-born, too! Whew! I thought I’d be the only one!’ said Obi, cheered.

‘No, actually my parents are a witch and a wizard, but my mom’s a muggle-born. However, there are loads of muggle-borns in Hogwarts. You needn’t worry. These things don’t matter, not nowadays, really.’

Just then, there was a little knock on the door and it slid open. A large, tall boy entered, closely followed by a smiling boy with golden brown hair.

‘We couldn’t find any where to sit. Do you mind if we share your compartment?’

‘No problem. In fact, I was quite hoping some more people join us. That way, we’ll get to know other students before even reaching school. I’m Rose, and these are Albus and Obi. Which house are you in? I hope I’m in Gryffindor. My parents were and so were Albus’. What are your names?’ Rose said all this very fast.

'Er…I’m Bertie Mclaggen and this is Corcoran Zellerback,’ replied the large boy.

‘Don’t call me that, ‘Bertram’. I’m Corky and we’re first years, too, so we don’t know which house we’ll be in as yet,’ the second boy sat down grinning.

The rest of the journey passed amicably, arguing over names, discussing Quidditch and their favourite flavour of Bertie Bott’s Beans. They all bought sweets from the lunch trolley and immediately stated swapping Chocolate Frog Cards.

That was when the compartment door slid open from the outside for the second time. A tall, pale-faced boy entered their compartment, and behind him, a skinny and rather short boy. He surveyed the compartment with supreme arrogance, his eyes finally coming to rest on Rose.

‘If you were wondering what the smell was, Alfred,’ he said, turning to the short, skinny boy, ‘there’s a Weasley in this compartment.’

Rose jumped to her feet, ample and phoenix feather wand out, though, admittedly, she did not know any spell top cats. However, she didn’t need to. Albus was already pummelling the pale boy with fists, wand and father’s advice forgotten.

‘Ickle Alliekins fighting at school?’ came a drawl from the door.

‘He insulted Weasleys this one,’ said Albus emerging from the tangle on the floor sporting a cut lip.

‘Oh, now that’s serious,’ said James, immediately alert. ‘Skunkus!’

‘Ewwwww…,’ everybody pulled up their robes to their noses. The pale boy was issuing foul-smelling yellow liquid from all the pores of his skin. Cursing under his breath, and eyes watering due to the smell and vapours, he ran out of the compartment with his friend, who hadn’t said a word all this while.

‘A good spell to learn, kids. He wont get rid of the stink for weeks,’ said James, ‘And I think you lot ought to change into your school robes, too. I would put the snake badge on yours Al.’ James cackled and went away, slamming the compartment door behind him.

‘You like snakes! Blimey, then you must be in Slytherin,’ Corky offered cheerfully.

An hour later, they all got down at the Hogsmeade station with the jostling crowd. Darkness had already fallen, but a lamp was shining on the platform, held by a giant of a man.

‘Firs’-years! Firs’-years follow me! All right, Albus, Rose? Watch yourself there James, no pushing.’

The two cousins smiled up at the familiar old Hagrid, quite reassured. They followed him as he limped down a steep narrow path with the other first-years. The pale boy they had encountered on the train came along with his cronies but did not come near. He didn’t smell any more, and there was definitely no trace of the yellow liquid on him. Somebody on the train fixed it for him, thought rose, no doubt, he looked liked the sort who would know loads of people in the school already. They all stumbled on in silence, Hagrid panting slightly.

Suddenly, there came a number of ‘Oooh’s and ‘Ahh’s from the students up front, and Corky said ‘Wow!’ quite loudly. They had their first sight of Hogwarts.

It was the moment they had all been waiting for. They had heard all about the famous castles, its passages, corridors, classrooms; its grandeur and its battles, but never could they have imagined how majestic it looked under a clear starry sky, high above their heads, holding in its walls the secrets and traditions of the centuries.

They got to the castle by sailing across a great black lake in little boats. Once on the grounds, they raced up a flight of stone steps and went in through a huge, oak door. The magnificent Entrance Hall was lit with flaming torches. The first years turned their heads in all direction, eager to take in as much of the castle as they could. Hagrid led them across into a small chamber off the hall. They passed a set of double doors from which issued the noise that hundreds of students alone could make when together in a room after three months of holidays.

‘Now, now, yeh kids! The sorting ceremony will begin in a couple o’ minutes. I ‘ope yeh already know about the house system an’ all. There’d be four houses- Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff an’ Slytherin, into which yeh’ll be sorted. Points will be awarded and taken according to yer behaviour an’ at the end-o’ the year, the house with the most points will be awarded the House Cup. O’ course, Harry Potter, a great pal o’ mine, incidentally,’ Hagrid nodded at Albus, who blushed deeply, 'reckons its all a load of tosh, only turned students against each other, but mind yeh, it was mostly him who earned the winning points for his house,’ said Hagrid with a small chuckle. ‘And, of course, they’d ‘ave never won without Hermione Granger,’ Rose grinned widely, ‘and Ronald Weasley,’ added Hagrid as an afterthought and gave another chuckle. ‘They very nearly often lost, what with Ron’s twin brothers Fred and George, pair o’ tykes, running amok in the school,’ he continued and actually wiped a tear from his eye. ‘O’ course, there was this time when in his firs’-year, young Nev--‘

‘Ah-Ahem!’ came a voice from the door and at once all heads turned in that direction. A tall, round-faced man in crimson robes stood there carrying a very old and bettered wizard’s hat, which looked as if it might have been burned at some point of time.

‘Thank you, Professor Hagrid. But I think they ought to be taken inside now,’ said the round-faced wizard.

‘Yes, yes, o’ course, din mean ter hold ‘em up. But they made me remember the good ol’ days,’ said Hagrid, waving an apologetic arm which narrowly missed a few students. They left him dabbing his eyes with a large spotted handkerchief.

‘I’m Professor Longbottom, your herbology teacher and Head of Gryffindor,’ the round-faced wizard smiled as he led them back across the Entrance Hall. The pale-faced boy from the train sniggered, but when Albus glared at him, he stopped and hung back a few steps, pushing Rose as she passed him. Unfortunately, as neither Professor Longbottom nor Albus noticed this, all Rose could do was give him as scathing a look as she could muster.

‘Now, form a line please,’ said Professor Longbottom and led them into the Great Hall. It was a splendid place, just like Rose had imagined, lit by hundreds of floating candles, and opening above to what seemed like the starry skies.

Professor Longbottom placed the old hat on a for-legged stool that he conjured out of thin air, in front of the first years.

Everybody stared at it expectantly, everybody except Rose and Albus that is, who were standing side by side, staring at James who was pulling faces at them from the Gryffindor table. But they were unable to respond as at that moment, the hat began to sing.

‘I may be old, I may be frayed,
However, a nobler hat you could not find,
For brave Gryffindor’s head was I made.
He bade me sort you into houses four.
And though, it’s my job, I regret it,
Hope my doing will not be your undoing
And so have said many of greater wit,
Stay united, stay friends and all will be well.
But listen to the legend now,
Generations of students have heard it.
And so will many more, I vow,
Till forever, Hogwarts will be proud.
Friends there were once, the enterprising four,
Founded they the Hogwarts School,
But they fought, or so goes the lore,
Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.
Gryffindor the Gritty insisted on the intrepid,
Would not teach a student who wasn’t plucky.
Darin, nerve and chivalry were his bid.
Magic was not for the chickens, he said.
Ravenclaw the Ready accepted only witches and wizards,
Of a certain aptitude and skill,
Only those of wit and talent could learn magic words.
She was wise and old, and preferred not the dumb.
Hufflepuff the Humble chose the persevering,
Hard workers and those just and loyal,
Laziness and procrastination were unworthy things,
She approved of patience and truthfulness.
Slytherin would take only those of sophistication,
Be they crude or rude, his house had to be shrewd,
He looked for ambition, subtlety and gumption’
They might be clever, but not necessarily the best.
While they were alive and healthy, the friends,
Picked their students and taught them.
But what would happen when they met their ends?
So they gave me brains and bade me sort instead.
So come to me, young and little students,
Put me on your heads and I’ll look inside it.
To the house, which would value you, I’ll send,
Be you a chicken, or an idiot, or a slacker, or the naïve.'

The Hat bowed to each of the tables and everybody began to clap at once.

When the applause died down, Professor Longbottom held up a long roll of parchment and said, ‘When I call out your name, you will put on the Sorting Hat and sit on the stool to be sorted. Now, ahem,’ he cleared his throat, ‘Alderton, Emily’

A curly-haired girl, blushing furiously, put on the hat as though she wished to disappear under it and sat on the stool. A moment later the hat shouted, ‘GRYFFINDOR!’

The table on the far left burst into loud cheers. Rose saw James thumping the table with his hands, and could not help smiling a bit despite her own nervousness.

‘Barnard, Julyan’

‘HUFFLEPUFF!’ shouted the hat and Julyan went towards the right to the cheering Hufflepuffs.

‘Chan, Ahito’ became the first Ravenclaw and ‘Dagworth, Cora’ was the first Slytherin. ‘Kumar, Obi’ was sorted into Gryffindor and after ‘Lloyd, May’ (‘GRYFFIDOR!’)

‘Malfoy, Scorpius’ called out Professor Longbottom.

With a jolt, Rose saw the pale-faced boy strut forwards and sit on the stool. She hadn’t seen Scorpius properly on the platform, when her father Ron had pointed him out, but now she saw him quite clearly, the boy who associated ‘smelly’ with ‘Weasley’. He was tall and pale, like she had already noted, but there was a certain noble refinement about his features. His sleek blonde hair added to the image of some sort of a rich, young prince. He had barely lifted the hat to his head when it shouted ‘SLYTHERIN!’ He smirked at Rose and stalked off to the table at the far right, where the Slytherins were cheering him quite madly.

Rose was feeling quite apprehensive by now, as she watched Bertie being sorted into Gryffindor. Although, unlike Albus, she was pretty sure she would not be sorted into Slytherin, Rose had her own misgivings. It was a favourite story of her mother Hermione’s, that she had very nearly been sorted into Ravenclaw, and then, how would her father Ron have passed any exam at all? Rose was a rather clever girl, but being sorted into Ravenclaw, she was sure, was another thing Grandpa Weasley, among others, would not approve of.

‘Nott, Alfred’, who Rose recognised as Malfoy’s friend from the train, became a Slytherin. Finally, after ‘Pacey, Elizabeth’ (‘GRYFFINDOR!’) and ‘Pepper, Honoria’ (‘RAVENCLAW!’) Professor Longbottom cried out ‘Potter, Albus’ and then positively beamed. Rose watched with concern as Al drifted forwards trembling, but barely a moment later the hat shouted ‘GRYFFINDOR!’ and she sighed with relief. Maybe she imagined it, but Professor Longbottom gave Al a small wink.

‘Preston’…’Randolph’…’Runcorn’…’Scarpin’…’Selwyn’…’Sipperly’…’Weasley, Rose’

James Potter wolf-whistled as she sat down on the stool. Grinning slightly she let the hat drop over her head.

‘Hmm…aaahhh…another Weasley, eh?’ said a small voice in her ear. ‘I’ve had way too many of you…lets see…hmmm…GRYFFINDOR!

Immensely thankful, Rose replaced the hat, jogged to the cheering Gryffindor table, and squeezed in between Bertie and Obi, grinning broadly at all of them. They watched, though now suddenly very hungry, as Corky sat on the stool after ‘Whalley, Opal’. A few seconds and then—

‘RAVENCLAW!’

Corky smiled ruefully at them and joined the Ravenclaw table. Professor Longbottom rolled up the scroll of parchment and walked out with the stool and hat.

They turned towards the High Table and saw Hagrid waving at them. Suddenly there was a hush in the Great Hall. Headmaster Minos Cagliostro-Manderley, otherwise known as Minor Cage-Man by his students at Hogwarts, had risen to his feet.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

PotterWatch

Hey guys, check out this contest at the Leaky Cauldron...Its a New Year Resolutions Contest and sounds like alot of fun. You basically have to pick a character from each of the 6 categories and make resolutions for them. Enjoy!

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Shades of black(contd..)!!

Read the beginning here

He was not sure how long he had slept, just as he had not been sure how long he had kept running, and he wondered vaguely if he would ever be sure of anything ever again. But it was still dark outside when he awoke, so he concluded from this that not much time had passed, only a few hours at most.

Rodolphus rolled over onto his other side, and felt an unexpected lurch of his stomach:it sent an icy pang through his heart . . . well, probably not a heart, he mused, because Death Eaters didn’t have hearts, of course, everyone knew that. So perhaps just the dry, rotten remnants of his heart.


The remnants still hurt enormously strong for something so broken.Or was the fear getting to azkaban?He did not know!

He hadn’t thought he would miss her like this. Sure, they had been married, but it had been a meaningless marriage, arranged by their parents right from the beginning. That wasn’t to say he hadn’t been pleased at the time, because what man would have been displeased by being able to call the lovely Bellatrix Black their own? Only a fool man, of course.
And in their early years, he might have fallen in love with her, had they not been thrown into Azkaban . . . but they had been put in that horrid place, and being separate for all those long years did nothing to build the bonds between them. That Muggle saying about time making the heart grow fonder was true bullshit. But then again, neither of them had hearts (being devoted Death Eaters), so maybe the Muggle really had been right? How would Rodolphus know if the filthy Muggle had been right, really, if he could not speak from experience, if he did not have a heart?

In any case, he had not ever truly been in love with his wife — she was so distant, so unpredictable, so close to insanity, how could he have? But, he did not care..damn it, damn her!

He was confusing himself with all his contradicting and colliding thoughts. His head hurt, and had the pain in his chest not been so much worse, he probably would have been grumbling. But he did not grumble about it, and he did not try to remedy it either, for he did not care. Or did he care, and just not care enough to do anything?

He couldn’t take it anymore, he couldn’t stay here.The aurors would show up soon and catch him!

He continued on with his aimless walk through the woods — what else could he do? There was nothing else to do, not anymore, no lord to serve and sacrifice for and accomplish ‘tasks’ for . . . and so he trekked on, oblivious to the tears in his clothes from stray branches, listening to each haunting thud of his heart’s remnants against his chest, wondering if life in Azakban will be any worse than being on a run with nowhere to go!


He suddenly realized that it was not just his own footfalls he was hearing against the bark and twigs; someone was behind him. He turned his head around to see several cloaked figures.

“He’s making a break for it!” said one of them, a tall burly man, and all the people took off running.

Rodolphus didn’t stop to think; he just reacted, digging his feet deep into the ground as he bolted away, running, running, running, just as he had done mere hours ago as he went away from Hogwarts; running endlessly, onward and onward, his legs knowing he needed to get away, his mind only knowing Bellatrix, same as last time he had ran.

He did not run for long. He should have known he would not; they did, after all, have wands. So did he, but it had not occurred to him to use it in such a moment of reflex.

A spell hit him square in the back, knocking him to the ground, his body sprawling in dirt...







Saturday, December 8, 2007

Ode!

Somewhere, a boy is crying worse than ever,
Somewhere, an order has lost another member,
Somewhere, a man and a woman are laughing insanely,
Somewhere, a Metamorphagus regrets her bad duelling,
Somewhere, a rat is getting less attention than it used too,
Somewhere, a house has nobody left to be inherited to,
Somewhere, a Hippogriff is being tended to be a complete stranger,
Somewhere, a Werewolf has only a traitor as a fellow Marauder,
Somewhere far away, a man has been reunited with his best friend.

Sirius was never gone for a true harry potter fan!:)


P.S:This is the work of a fourth class student!

Sunday, December 2, 2007

101 Ways to Annoy, Harrass and Confuse Lord Voldemort

  1. Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar?
  2. Laugh at him.
  3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys or even better, Himesh Reshammiya in his ear...
  4. Knit him things for his Birthday. Really hideous things.
  5. Give him Kangaroo-ears for a month.
  6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.
  7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response would be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a huge mess.
  8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
  9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
  10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.
  11. If you ever need to say, "Like taking candy from a baby", be sure to add "Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others!". Stare pointedly at him.
  12. Play 'knock-and-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
  13. Call him "The-man-who-let-the-boy-live".
  14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something more socially acceptable?
  15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his.
  16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.
  17. Be cheerful. (Like Tonks.)
  18. When he tries to impress you with his powers say- "Aww lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!"
  19. Try to teach him how to play a mouth organ. Click your tongue distastefully.
  20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like "You're the boss, boss"
  21. Greet him in the morning with a "My Sir, you look particularly menacing today!"
  22. Taunt him about his middle name. "Marvolo? What's that, a washing detergent?"
  23. Keep a good behaviour chart. Award points and give out gold stars.
  24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.
  25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do thins non-stop for an hour. *poof*there*poof*gone*poof*there...
  26. Play cards with him. Bluff mercilessly.
  27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.
  28. Ask him "Did you ever have a girlfriend? Like Ever?"
  29. Get a pair of finger puppets and enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish fashion. Make sure to give them both squeaky voices.
  30. Anyttime he eneters the room, insist on entering first and announce him grandly.
  31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.
  32. Exclaim sarcastically, "You're breaking my heart, oh Dark One" whenever he starts talking of how he became who he is.
  33. Encourage him to think happy thoughts.
  34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.
  35. Mock him of his choice of Quirrel as a 'host'.
  36. tell him Yoga classes could cure him of his wicked ways.
  37. Get the song, 'Blame it on me' stuck in his head.
  38. If he's having evil-plotter's block in one of his sessions, "Wingardium Leviosa" a light bulb over his head. Turn it on.
  39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.
  40. Buy him a stress-ball shaped like a Smiley.
  41. Hint that he's the only character in the book who will never triumph.
  42. Call him Tommy-boy.
  43. if you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.
  44. Whack him in the arm every five minutes and say "Mosquito"
  45. Say he looked better 'under a turban'/
  46. Roast his pet snake. Offer him some.
  47. Endeavour to teach him Bonsai, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.
  48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and Star Wars. talk at great length.
  49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.
  50. 'Imperius' his Death eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All things bright and Beautiful'.
  51. Shower him with confetti and rice.
  52. Paint all the Death eater mask with colour and glitter.
  53. Throw him a 'care-bears' theme party.
  54. Tell him what Snape's really up to.
  55. Politely exclaim "Don't know why you're so afraid of Dear old Dumbles".
  56. Sing 'California Dreamin' at the top of your lungs when he's trying to have an evil moment.
  57. Should you ever be eating together... drum tunes in your cutlery, play with your food and blow bubbles in your milk.
  58. Ask him to dance the polka with you.
  59. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing up daisies' and 'smooth as a baby's bottom' into conversation as much as possible.
  60. Ask him if he's sure 'the-whole-evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge-thingy' isn't getting a bit old?
  61. Get him to play 'Tag!' with you.
  62. Tell him you know this great therapist in London...
  63. Throw tupperware parties. Insist he sit through them.
  64. Tell him you've met puh-lenty of people more evil than he.
  65. Hide his teddy bear. That always makes him cry.
  66. Give him a plant. Act morally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.
  67. Steal, snap and bury him wand.
  68. Tell him Lucius did it.
  69. Give Rite Skeeter full knowledge of his plans and whereabouts... and his preference in colognes.
  70. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.
  71. Write a Death eater theme song. Start singing it every time he is about to do something particularly clever and nasty.
  72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause'.
  73. Insist on reading him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling'.
  74. Make vague allusions to harry Potter being his son.
  75. When he's done something naughty, wag your finger and say "Now now, do you think Salazar would really approve of that?"
  76. ask him how he could wish to harm a single hair on that 'sweet, innocent, cute little boy'.
  77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.
  78. Lecture him at great length on why he shouldn't use the Unforgivables.
  79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things around him. Insist that it's Aromatherapy.
  80. Tell him that Fred and George Weasley are doing roaring business on their "You-know-poo" merchandise.
  81. Begin any question you ask him with "Riddle me this!". Emphasise on Riddle.
  82. Cuddle him at Random moments.
  83. Treat him as you would treat an eccentric acquaintance.
  84. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.
  85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.
  86. Tell him you think evil master plans for world domination are 'kind of girlie'.
  87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world.
  88. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.
  89. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb movements.
  90. Write sonnets for him.
  91. Insist he help you with the newspaper crossword every morning.
  92. Offer him ice0cream cake.
  93. Tell people he's really just a big softie.
  94. Psychoanalyse him. Conclude that he is 'mildly depressed and a bit of a control-freak'
  95. Mock his baldness.
  96. Make a pass at him. Pinch his Butt-cheeks.
  97. Smile and say "Who loves you Volders?" at inopportune moments.
  98. Get him drunk.
  99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revel and start playing 'Kumbayah'.
  100. Let him catch you trying on Death eater robes.
  101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive...

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