Just for Laughs

Hey people! Just to liven things up a bit (I'm too lazy to post the next part of Potter in Poetry, but I swear it'll be up in a couple of days at the most), here's a lil something I found while surfing...well, a knock-knock joke, to be precise.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
You know.
You know, who?
Yes. AVADA KEDAVRA.



Heehee, please tell me you laughed, c'mon its funny! :D



And the poll results:
Which of these would you like to do? (18 voters)

• Be a Beater (1 Muggle- 5%)
• Make a Marauders Map (10 Muggles- 55%)
• Become an Animagus (12 Muggles- 66%)
• Work for SPEW (2 Muggles- 11%) (ew, who? Reveal yourselves!!)
• Fly on a Hippogriff (4 Muggles- 22%)
• Tame a Blast-Ended Skrewt (3 Muggles- 16%) (er, they cannot be tamed, dungbrains!)
• Participate in the Triwizard Tournament (5 Muggles- 25%)

Can you speak Troll? (12 voters)

• *drops bat in amazement**stinks like a public loo* (2)(16%)
• *points**grunts**points a bit more**GRUNT* (4)(33%)
• *blinks stupidly* (2)(16%)
• Yes, and I can speak Mermish, Gobbledegook, French and Bulgarian (3)(25%)
• No, how undignified (3)(25%)
• No, I speak only Elfish/Centaurish/Eternity Code. And/or Ancient Language. (5)(41%)

Elvis Voldemort and the Dementorettes (??????)

Magical Strokes

Wotcher! As a bona fide and loyal Mugwump, Babbitty unearthed a truly wonderful artist, Leela Starsky whose fan art send the ends of her not-so-muggle brain swirling!! Truly exquisite brush strokes and tints... this artist deserves her recognition on FelixFelicis. So here's to Leela and her enviable talent :)

Oh and if you're wondering who the blonde babe in the pic is... then you're probably as smart as a Flobberworm and shouldn't be here!

For those who can't believe their eyes and are sighing by now... yes... JK looks real peaceful in her pose while she supposedly writes the Deathly Hallows, doesn't she? It was painted as a promo to the book... Wow... just wow

If you're interested to drool at some other masterpieces, the portkey to Leela's site may be grabbed here!! GERONIMO!! :D

http://www.maythemusebewithyou.com/

More on Beedle, Trivia and Rose Weasley

There's a video(!) of The Tales of Beedle the Bard. Go see.

Trivia: Luna marries Rolf Scamander: (poor Neville, poor Dean)
But for Luna Lovegood and Cho Chang, or at least, the actresses who play them, they’re quite happy with their happily-ever-afters — even if Jo didn’t see fit to give us all the details in the actual book itself.
“We do know what happens with Luna,” Evanna Lynch said when we caught up with her at the “Golden Compass” premiere in London. “She marries Rolf Scamander, the grandson of Newt Scamander [author of ‘Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them’] and becomes a famous naturalist. I can’t do better than that.”
“I’m hoping Cho is like Luna, and happily married with kids,” Katie Leung said, “and finally over Cedric and Harry. I want her to be happy.”
Lynch said she felt “stoned” when she finished reading “Deathly Hallows” — one, because it was over and two, because while most of her theories proved to be “rubbish,” she turned out to be right about Snape. Now that we know what his true motivations are, she’s disappointed that the moment foreshadowing his relationship with Lily (otherwise known as “Snape’s Worst Memory”) wasn’t included in “Order of the Phoenix” — either the movie itself or the deleted scenes on the DVD, out Tuesday.

I hope you've all been to the Room of Requirement(its called that--the pink eraser--...i found out!) on JKR's website and seen the Family Trees.
Draco doesn't marry an Italian, so i will have to change my story a bit. Who's Daphne Greengrass?

And also go read this. Its too long, I know, even I haven't completely read it. But it tells about Draco's wife and stuff right in the beginning...

Also, this. If you listen, tell me!!

Ah! And here's another little something i found...i planned, in my thorns..., that Rose will be the Keeper....and voila...fan art ready...lol...found this on leaky cauldron with this caption:Rose Weasley in her 7th year, Keeper of the Gryffindor House team, and finally Captain, too, since James has made room at last.
But in mine, Rose resigns in the fifth year ...'to study' .So there, bit of a spoiler.

Denise Cissner's fun HP Art Collection

Wotcher! DK Cissner is my favourite artist of HP Fan Art, (besides my best friend Maria) as her sketches are like Disney versions of the Harry Potter Characters! She spoofs movies as well and combines them with HP which is the best part. She's my personal favourite so I'm uploading a couple of her best works.. you can find the rest of her works at-

http://www.artisticalley.org/gallery/

So enjoy!!