Wednesday, April 9, 2008

PLAYWITCH- Poster Chic of the Month


That's right folks, you guessed! Our dear dreamy, suave Luna Lovegood is April's Poster Chic!! Combining brains, blonde hair and ethereal eyes, this beauty has a life of her own that's to be respected and not just drooled over. So men, do you want to wake up in the middle of a hot romantic night to find a pair of covetous orb-like eyes gleaming at you from the side of the bed... you've got a thing for sexy Ravenclaws like Miss Luna. Or would you picture a fantasy with Gulping Plimpies involved... we know the right babe for you! You can't typically call Luna the girl-next-door as she's far too unusual for a stereotype like that, I mean that unless you're next door neighbor goes to the beach in a swimsuit with gurdyroots painted on it... you get my point.
But be warned, not advisable for a one-night stand. Coz if you try anything sleazy with this wise babe, you'll wake up the next morning with nothing less than a Mediterranean Nargle hovering aggressively over you! Presenting- - - Lovely Luna's ASSETS!!


VITAL STATS-

Hair: dirty blonde, waist-length and straggly.
Eyes: protuberant silvery grey eyes with very faint eyebrows that give her a permanently surprised look, particularly since she doesn't seem to blink as much as a 'normal' person.
Distinguishing features: dreamy look, often seems to have turned up wherever she is completely by accident.
Father: Xenophilius Lovegood

Mother: Unnamed witch who died c. 1990, when Luna was nine years old.
Siblings: None.
Spouse: Late in life, Luna married Rolf Scamander, the grandson of naturalist Rolf Scamander
Children: Twin sons, Lorcan and Lysander
Home: A "great black cylinder" that "looks like a giant rock" on the top of a hill a several miles to the north of the village of Ottery St. Catchpole, where the Weasleys lives at The Burrow.
Birthdate: c. 1981
Career: Luna became a famous naturalist, and discovered and classified many new species of animals during her career. She never found a Crumpled- Horned Snorkack!
Possible name derivations
"loony"
Eng. slang - 'crazy,' from "lunatic", which is from luna = Latin, 'moon', derived from the belief that sanity is affected by the phase of the moon.
"love" + "good" could refer to the fact that Luna shows the rather peculiar but admirable quality of loving those who don't show much affection toward her (judging by the way she acts towards those she knows are ridiculing her and stealing her things).

Fun Quotes
:
  • "Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure," said Luna in a sing-song voice.
  • "I don't like dancing very much."
  • "That was funny!"
  • "Oh, yes," said Luna, "I've been able to see them ever since my first day here. They've always pulled the carriages. Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am."
  • "I believe He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back, and I believe you fought him and escaped from him."
  • "But people used to believe there were no such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!"
  • "Mistletoe," said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it. "Good thinking," said Luna very seriously. "It's often infested with nargles."
  • "The Crumple-Horned Snorkack can't fly," said Luna in a dignified voice, "but they [thestrals] can, and Hagrid says they're very good at finding places their riders are looking for."
  • "Oh … well …" she shrugged. "I think they think I'm a bit odd, you know. Some people call me 'Loony' Lovegood, actually."
  • "The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a combination of Dark Magic and gum disease."

AT HOGWARTS-

House: Ravenclaw (1992-99), same year as Ginny.
Patronus: Hare
Interests: Like Hagrid, Luna is fascinated by magical beasts.
Battles: Luna fought in the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, the Battle of the Tower, and the Battle of Hogwarts.
Notes: During her sixth year at Hogwarts, Luna, Ginny and Neville tried to steal the Sword of Gryffindor from Headmaster Snape's office; for punishment they were told to help Hagrid with something in the Forbidden Forest



LUNA LOVEGOOD IN THE MOVIES-

Luna is played by Evanna Lynch


10 howlers and owlers:

AP said...

This one's dedicated to you, Snitch! Haha

Anonymous said...

ooh so you're on the job right after hindi!! I like Luna :)
-"grandson of naturalist Rolf Scamander"
Wasnt it Newt Scamander?
-ooh i like the Fun Quotes thing!
-Battle of the Tower!!
-Evanna Lynch is good.
:)

The Keeper of the Keys said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

OMG! *faints*

*Wakes up..looks around, doesn't find any pair of covetous orb-like eyes gleaming at him. Phew!*

This is brilliant, it makes me vairy vairy happy. Thanks Bab! :D

I wanted to ask one thing about Evanna Lynch though. Is her hair really dirty blonde? I don't exactly know what dirty blonde hair is supposed to look out and I don't wanna Google "dirty blonde" because the results would come out in a completely different context. :P

Anonymous said...

@Snitch- u cheapo!

AP said...

and where has Prachi vanished all of a sudden???????

Anonymous said...

@Bab: Cheapo? Me? What?! *faints of shock*

And Prachi vanished because of some exams and stuff. Kahaani ghar ghar ki. :/

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Anonymous said...

I love Luna Lovegood! In fact I'm a Harry Potter Freak (Proud of it!!!)... I like this blog!

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