PLAYWITCH- Poster Boy of the Month
Wotcher! This new feature on FelixFelicis makes it really lucky for all the Witches on Felix as it will amount to some good hard eye candy and drooling! Carrying on from a Muggle magazine that is popular among carnivorous men, Playboy, our special correspondent at Felix has decided to launch the Magic version, which will select a monthly dude or wizard and do a special feature on their vital assets, oomph factor and hottest pictures! Since the famous Ron Weasley's Bday just went by, we shall begin with the youngest most eligible Weasley...
Congratulations Ron, you have been chosen as the Poster Boy for March 2008 at Felix!
VITAL STATS-
Birthdate: 1 March 1980
Ancestry: Pure blood
Career: Ron got his wish to be an Auror when he was recruited by Kingsley Shacklebolt to work with Harry to reform the Ministry and seek out the remaining Death Eaters. He also helped George run Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. "The timing on this is uncertain; it is most probable that Ron assisted George later in life, rather than earlier, when his job as an Auror would have kept him extremely busy".
Mother: Molly Prewett Weasley
Father: Arthur Weasley
Siblings:Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George and Ginny
Spouse: Hermione Jean Granger
Children: Rose and Hugo
Birth name: Ronald Bilius Weasley.
'Ronald' name meaning: Ronald=Old Norse Rögnvaldr: "Having the Gods' Power"
'Bilius' meaning: Bilius=bilious, one of the four Medieval "humors" (temperaments), indicating anger and peevishness. Ron takes his middle name from his Uncle Bilius.
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Flaming red
From the books: "He was tall, thin and gangling, with freckles, big hands and feet, and a long nose".
"He was almost as tall as the twins already…"
At 17 he was "long and lanky"
Tattoo? Nah. Ginny's joke. She told the boy-obsessed girls in her year that Ron had a Pygmy Puff tattoo, but she "didn't say where."
Birthdate: 1 March 1980
Ancestry: Pure blood
Career: Ron got his wish to be an Auror when he was recruited by Kingsley Shacklebolt to work with Harry to reform the Ministry and seek out the remaining Death Eaters. He also helped George run Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. "The timing on this is uncertain; it is most probable that Ron assisted George later in life, rather than earlier, when his job as an Auror would have kept him extremely busy".
Mother: Molly Prewett Weasley
Father: Arthur Weasley
Siblings:Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George and Ginny
Spouse: Hermione Jean Granger
Children: Rose and Hugo
Birth name: Ronald Bilius Weasley.
'Ronald' name meaning: Ronald=Old Norse Rögnvaldr: "Having the Gods' Power"
'Bilius' meaning: Bilius=bilious, one of the four Medieval "humors" (temperaments), indicating anger and peevishness. Ron takes his middle name from his Uncle Bilius.
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Flaming red
From the books: "He was tall, thin and gangling, with freckles, big hands and feet, and a long nose".
"He was almost as tall as the twins already…"
At 17 he was "long and lanky"
Tattoo? Nah. Ginny's joke. She told the boy-obsessed girls in her year that Ron had a Pygmy Puff tattoo, but she "didn't say where."
AT HOGWARTS-
First year: 1991.
House: Gryffindor
Yule Ball date: Padma Patil
Quidditch: Gryffindor Keeper
Earned 7 OWLs: Astronomy, Care of Magical Creatures, Charms, Defense Against the Dark Arts , Herbology, Potions and Transfiguration. Unlike Harry, Ron received no Os (Outstanding). Failed Divination and History of Magic
Laurels: Special Award for Services to the School, Gryffindor Prefect
Broom: An old Shooting Star until late 1995, then a Cleansweep 11 in 1995 as a reward for making Prefect
Skills: Chess, analysis and strategy. Tends to be wrong when he is serious, right when he is joking.
Patronus: A Jack Russell terrier
Boggart: A spider
Handwriting: "untidy scrawl"
House: Gryffindor
Yule Ball date: Padma Patil
Quidditch: Gryffindor Keeper
Earned 7 OWLs: Astronomy, Care of Magical Creatures, Charms, Defense Against the Dark Arts , Herbology, Potions and Transfiguration. Unlike Harry, Ron received no Os (Outstanding). Failed Divination and History of Magic
Laurels: Special Award for Services to the School, Gryffindor Prefect
Broom: An old Shooting Star until late 1995, then a Cleansweep 11 in 1995 as a reward for making Prefect
Skills: Chess, analysis and strategy. Tends to be wrong when he is serious, right when he is joking.
Patronus: A Jack Russell terrier
Boggart: A spider
Handwriting: "untidy scrawl"
RON WEASLEY in the MOVIES
Ron is played by Rupert Grint
Ron is played by Rupert Grint
9 howlers and owlers:
No fair.
You trying to steal my ron from me.
This feature is so sexist! What am I supposed to do? Pfss. :|
*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH**Sexxy*
**Drops dead on seeing those..!!**
!!!I've lost it!!!!Totally!!!
Awesome posters bab!!;-)
@Ishmeet- erm sorry... i realised that there's very little for you in this feature, but it was just for the women... after all it IS a male dominated patriarchy!! neways.. if it bugs u dat much, I was planning to add Poster gals as well to balance it out! Cheers
@tenebrous- *takes a bow* thankyou- thanks very much!
@keeper- we can share!! :)
No it's fine really. I was just kidding. If you do make a female related post, all the majority in here will be lost because come to think of it, I'm the only guy around. So carry on, I'll make a couple of posts myself when I'm not 'board'.
Hey I like the idea! Though some of those pics don't look like Ron at all...but it aint ur fault he grew up :)
I love the skills bit best :D
And oh, I don't think he became an auror ...
no...wont share wid no-one
put up poster gals tho...sounds like a fun post
@keeper- HEY!! *disgruntled face*
@Doe- I'm not fabricating stuff... JKR herself said on a webchat that Ron becomes Auror for some time with harry and switches over to the joke shop after that...
ooh which webchat is this? Send me a link? The one I read didn't mention the auror bit...
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