Friday, October 31, 2008

Priori Incantatem - 1

Part 1: Full Moon Nights

End July, 1970

Lily

Lily yawned deeply and stretched. It was nearly a month into the summer holidays, and they were turning out as boring as ever. She glanced over at her still-sleeping sister, and then silently put out her left hand in the direction of the dresser. As always, the hairbrush flew into it. She was always doing things of this sort, things other people couldn’t do. Her friends at school were quite awed by her. They didn’t think she was creepy, as she had initially feared they would. And children believe in magic, in things they can't quite explain.Or maybe it was just because she was so likeable.

She tried to rub the sleep out of her bright green eyes, and started brushing her thick red hair. When she had finished, she turned and saw that Petunia’s eyes were wide open. Had she been watching all this while? Lily didn’t want to admit it, but the thought made her slightly uncomfortable. Petunia smiled and said quickly, “Good morning, Lil.” Too quickly.

“Morning, Tuney," Lily smiled back. "We’ve overslept; it must be nearly time for breakfast.”

“I suppose. Dunno. Mum would’ve called us.” And she rolled over.

Lily smiled, and getting out of bed, walked across the room and shook her lazy sister.

“Come on Tuney, get up, if we hurry we can get our errands done quickly and watch The Sound of Music!

“Mum won’t let us, not today,” said Petunia crossly, trying to snuggle back under the covers, “it’s the dinner, remember?”

“Well, we can go to the park and play for a while then. I’m sure she’ll let us do that, but only if we finish our chores…,” said Lily thoughtfully.

“Okay, five minutes,” mumbled Petunia. She giggled as Lily tickled her. “Okay, okay, I’m getting up.”

“Girls, hurry up, we have lots to do before tonight’s party,” their mother called, and entered the room.

Lily and Petunia groaned. “What?” said Mrs. Evans, looking from one to the other.

“Mummy, why do the Dursleys have to come? The whole family at that, when it’s just a business dinner?” asked Lily.

“The Browns and Newtons are going to be there too,” their mother reminded her, bending to pick up the bedclothes.

“But they don’t have any children! I mean, well, the Newtons do, but Rudolph always pretends to be dignified, and when he’s not nodding away to the men’s talk, he’s telling me and Tuney that Cinderella never existed,” cried Lily indignantly. “So that means we’re going to be stuck with those two...all evening.”

Lily ended in a wail. Their mother paid no attention and continued tidying up.

“Yes, that Vernon is such a foul-tempered kid! He’s…uh, fat. And annoying. He follows us around all over the place,” cried Petunia.

“Like a dog,” added Lily.

“And his sister is no better. She doesn’t follow us, though her dogs do. Stray dogs, at that. I hate dogs, they make everything messy.” Cleanliness-obsessed Petunia.

“And she just sits in a corner chewing her nails and picking her nose,” shuddered Lily.

And she has a moustache” added Petunia.

“Quiet, both of you,” said Mrs. Evans, though her mouth twitched. “Petunia, you shouldn’t talk like this about them. Be an example to your sister. And, girls, it's just one evening. Now tidy up your room and come downstairs.”

The girls sighed. Petunia pointed her palm at her comb just like Lily had, with a look of longing on her face. Nothing happened.

***

Emily

“Mummy, we’ve been working like crazy. Can we have a break?” asked Lily, after about two hours of dusting the drawing room and cleaning the verandah.

“Sure,” said Emily Evans absently, while inspecting the work done by the girls to see if anything was wanting.

“Tuney”, Lily called, “Tuney, let's go to the playground, there won't be many people around! Mummy says we can!”

Mrs. Evans looked up, suddenly alert. “I never said that.”

“Mummy, please. Don’t worry, we’ll be fine.”

Emily looked at her, and sighed. “All right then. Just be careful, okay? No more flying off swings.”

But Lily had already skipped outside.

***

Severus

Severus was hiding behind his usual clump of bushes. The sun was shining brightly overhead, and the ground was warm. A single, huge chimney dominated the distant skyline. He watched as two girls entered the playground and ran to the swings. Maybe this time he would finally talk to her, he thought.

He was skinny, no more than ten years of age; odd, sallow, small, stringy. His black hair was overlong and his clothes were so mismatched that it looked deliberate: too-short jeans, a shabby, over-large coat that might have belonged to a grown man, an odd smock-like shirt. There was an air of neglect about his being.

The girls swung backwards and forwards. He watched the younger of the two with an inexplicable greed, as she swung higher and higher than her sister, singing loudly “Doe, a deer, a female deer…ray, a drop of golden sun…”

Involuntarily, he pulled at his coat so that it covered his shirt completely.

“Lily, don’t do it!” shrieked the elder of the two.

But the girl had let go of the swing at the very height of its arc and flown into the air, quite literally flown, launched herself skywards with a great snort of laughter, and instead of crumpling on the playground asphalt, she soared, like a trapeze artist through the air, staying up far too long, landing far too lightly.

“Mummy told you not to!”

Petunia stopped her swing by dragging the heels of her sandals on the ground, making a crunching, grinding sound, then leaped up, hands on hips.

“Mummy said you weren’t allowed, Lily!”

“But I’m fine,” said Lily, still giggling. “Tuney, look at this. Watch what I can do.”

Petunia glanced around. The playground was deserted apart from themselves and, though the girls did not know it, Severus. Lily picked up a fallen flower from the bush behind which he lurked. He almost revealed himself then, but held back. “Not yet,” he thought. He kept watching.

Petunia advanced towards Lily, evidently torn between curiosity and disapproval. Lily waited until Petunia was near enough to have a clear view, then held out her palm. The flower sat there, opening and closing its petals, like some bizarre, many-lipped oyster.

“Stop it!” shrieked Petunia.

“It’s not hurting you,” said Lily, but she closed her hand on the blossom and threw it back to the ground.

“It’s not right,” said Petunia, but her eyes had followed the flower’s flight to the ground and lingered upon it. “How do you do it?” she added, and there was definite longing in her voice.

Severus could no longer contain himself, and jumped out from behind the bushes.

“It’s obvious, isn’t it?”

Petunia shrieked and ran backwards towards the swings, but Lily, though clearly startled, remained where she was. Suddenly, Severus regretted his act. He should have waited. He felt a dull flush mount in his face as he looked at Lily.

“What’s obvious?” she asked.

There was nothing else for it. Severus felt nervous and excited. This was it. With a glance at the distant Petunia, now hovering beside the swings, he lowered his voice and said, “I know what you are.”

“What do you mean?”

“You’re…you’re a witch,” whispered Severus.

She looked affronted.

That’s not a very nice thing to say to somebody!”

She turned, nose in the air, and marched off towards her sister.

“No!” said Severus, desperately, feeling hot and uncomfortable. He ran after the girls, his ridiculous coat flapping out behind him.

The sisters considered him, united in disapproval, both holding on to one of the swing poles as though it was the safe place in tag.

“You are,” said Severus to Lily. “You are a witch. I’ve been watching you for a while. But there’s nothing wrong with that. My mum’s one, and I’m a wizard.”

Petunia’s laugh was like cold water.

“Wizard!” she shrieked, her courage returned now that she had recovered from the shock of his unexpected appearance. “I know who you are. You’re that Snape boy! They live down Spinner’s End by the river,” she told Lily, and it was evident from her tone that she considered the address a poor recommendation. “Why have you been spying on us?”

“Haven’t been spying,” said Severus, feeling more uncomfortable than ever. He tried a different tack. “Wouldn’t spy on you anyway,” he said spitefully, “you’re a Muggle.”

Though Petunia evidently did not understand the word, she could hardly mistake the tone.

“Lily, come on, we’re leaving!” she said shrilly.

Lily obeyed her sister at once, glaring at Severus as she left. He stood watching them as they marched through the playground gate, sad and bitterly disappointed. After planning this moment for so long, how could it have gone so nightmarishly wrong?

***
Note: Parts of the story have been incorporated from the original story by JKR (Snape's memories), with a few minor changes.

Picture Credit: I had put this picture a few months ago, carelessly without credits, and now I can't seem to find it again. I'd be most grateful if someone could point me to it. No copyright infringement intended, sorry!

Follow the label Priori Incantatem to read this story.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Happy Birthday JKR!

Post originally made by the Keeper of the Keys, I'm just posting it on her behalf. Btw, this is my first post at Felix, so, erm, I'd like to thank a few people. Firstly, JKR for being born on this day. Secondly, Kriti for making this blog and thirdly Nidhi for pestering me to death to make this post. Ah, this is making me so emotional. Thank you everybody. Oh, and er, Happy Birthday JKR. And trust me, you don't want me singing Happy Birthday to you because even though it might not be as rushed as Daniel's was, it'll certainly not be American Idol winning material.


This video is probably a year old. But, oh well.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Bringing "Princey" Back!

Wotcher! Senior Correspondent on Potterwatch heard the latest from Emma's website and Leaky Cauldron about the release of the official poster of the much-awaited Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince in November. So it would be greedy to keep all the treasured sneak-peeks to myself--- enjoyyyy



I think the Cave on the cliff looks definitely worth-a-visit!



I wonder if Emma Watson is endorsing the Winter Collection of Marks and Spencer in this movie....?



Sniff... don't they look all grown up? And Ron's room in the pic above is jussst the way I pictured it!



Ronald Weasley at the tryouts for Keeper... seriously Ron, what's with the head-gear? I mean one cracked skull is worth being selected isn't it?? Any guesses where Cormac Mclaggen is in the jostling crowd?



My personal favorite! A very endearing, love-sick Ron with his adulterated Romilda Vane-d candy box! This should be the best moment in the film! Cheers Happy Birthday!

Now that I've enticed you all enough with this sneak-preview, check out the other newly released never-before-seen images from the movie on Emma's website -

http://www.emmawatsonofficial.com/#news/show/336

and also on the ever-efficient Leaky Cauldron -

http://gallery.the-leaky-cauldron.org/album/3744

it's worth it....




Monday, July 7, 2008

Answers to the Other Riddle

The answer you’ll be getting is an anagram. The first set of numbers [in square brackets] denotes the length of the answer. The second set – after a hyphen – denotes a letter of particular importance.

1. Result of cross-breeding? Or faulty genetic engineering?
P.S. He’s not a nightingale. [7] – 3

Ans. Firenze.
He’s a centaur, a half-breed. And the name is the masculine form of
Florence (The Florence Nightingale ?); therefore the ‘he’ has particular significance.


2. No gazing into its deep, deep eyes for sure. [8] - 2

Ans. Basilisk.
I think it is self-explanatory. Its looks can really kill.


3. We’re sure this spell’d be verrry useful when you have a bunch of Cornish Pixies loose. [10, 10] - 10

Ans. Peskipiksi Festernomi.
Maybe you don't remember. Maybe you do. It's the spell Gilderoy used in Book 2, against pixies.


4. If she’s as vain as that Greek guy, she’d better learn swimming [8] – 6

Ans. Narcissa.
Narcissa is the feminine version of Narcissus. Narcissus, if you'll remember was a vain guy in Greek mythology, who fell into a pool and drowned because,

1. he was staring at his own reflection

2. he didn't know swimming.


5. The toilets are not THAT private a place with her around [7,6] – 13

Ans. Moaning Myrtle.
I don’t think you would have forgotten her that easily. The friendly ghost who haunts toilets.


6. T’is easy. A Prankster, a Poltergeist … [6] – 6

Ans. Peeves.
The P! The P! Also he’s the only poltergeist we’ve met so far.


7. Opiumated and nursey [5,7] – 6

Ans. Poppy Pomfrey.
It's not 'opinionated', but 'opiumated'. Poppy? Opium? Geddit?


8. She can chase well. Better than an angry bull when it comes to large, red balls [5,4] – 7

Ans. Katie Bell.
Large, red balls in question are the quaffles. Quidditch chasers have to run after them, you see.


9. Not as sinister as her name, surely [8] – 3

Ans. Sinistra
She’s the Astronomy teacher.


10. Ve(e)la girl [5] – 5

Ans. Fleur.
Bill’s love interest in the plot as well a girl with killer good looks because of her veela lineage.


11. I swings more than mood swings [5] – 3

Ans. Moody.
The ‘swings’ is significant. It’s not just a grammatical error. The ‘I’ is used instead of the easier ‘eye’; both are homophones. And as we all know, a person with mood swings is, er, ‘moody’. Duh.


12. Acrophobia and motion sickness has no place here [9] – 7

Ans. Quidditch.
Oh come. You KNOW this.

Taking the letters, we get:

R A I S E S P E N R O T

An anagram of: SERPENSORTIA

It is the name of a spell used in Book 2 to make a snake appear.

PLAYWITCH- Double Trouble

I can safely say Wotcher to welcome you for this smashing steamy issue of Playwitch featuring our hot favourite duo- Remus "Jaws" Lupin and Nymphadora "Kink" Tonks!


Apologies for closing down production for the expected May and June issues. This power-packed sexy July with the damp and dark rains and hot- hot humidity making us sweat bullets is a good time to take a "peep" at an evergreen and saucy couple- raging, unpredictable, brave and impulsive...

ooh someone show me a Bible right now! Tirra Lirra!

REMUS LUPIN:

An intense and complex "grey" character (in many ways than one!) introduced to the HP universe in Prisoner of Azkaban as the professional, soothing and absurdly young Professor (ooh!) R.J. Lupin, Remus Lupin has managed to bewitch both witches and wizards alike. I mean even the Victorians used to enjoy "Byronic" heroes and studs in their Romances who were dark, rough, sullen, mysterious and had a shady inexplicable past (Read Heathcliffe, Rochester or more recently, Ed Cullen *heart*) Of course, being the DADA teacher was an added USP in the "mystery package" because the previous teachers had been the main attraction at Hogwarts and of course job was cruelly jinxed resulting in the death or removal of every teacher after precisely one year... but Lupin was going to stay for us! Not only was he scholarly, kind and intelligent, he was also generous with the chocolate *ummmm..... cho-co-late! Aaaah*

Being a tragic and incessant victim of "bites" due to his condition of lycanthropy (or shall I call it- his "furry little problem"?), this hot candy knew everything there was about being "animal"! And who better at wolf-whistling or howling with raunchy pleasure? I can only envy Tonks at this moment... full moon nights must be an added bonus I guess! *Grrrrowwl*



VITAL STATS-

Birth name: Remus John Lupin.
First name meaning: The mythological founders of Rome were Romulus and Remus, who as a babies were suckled by a she-wolf.
Middle name: "John" from JKR interview
Last name meaning: Lupus='wolf' in Latin.
Other names: 'Moony,' referring to full moon’s effect on him. Peeves calls him 'Loony loopy Lupin'. On "Potterwatch" Remus's code name is "Romulus."
Born: March 10 1960 (year based on James's dates-DH16).
Died: May 2, 1998, killed by Dolohov at the Battle of Hogwarts
Ancestry: Half-blood (one Muggle parent or grandparent)
Childhood: "Was a very small boy" when bitten by Fenrir Greyback, transforms at each full moon.

Spouse: Married Nymphadora Tonks during the summer of 1997, before the end of July. Initially Remus was convinced that he was too old, dangerous and poor for her.
Child: Ted, named for his grandfather Ted Tonks, recently murdered by Death Eaters
Hair color: Graying light brown, gets a bit hairier than normal once a month.
Other characteristics: Werewolf; shabby clothing; often looks sickly and tired. Quiet but mischievous; people tend to underestimate him.
JKR: "Lupin's a wonderful teacher and a very nice man but he has a failing and his failing is that he does like to be liked and that's where he slips up because he has been disliked so often that he's always so pleased to have friends so he cuts them and awful lot of slack"
Voice: hoarse
Organizations & affiliations: One of the Four Marauders and Order of the Phoenix, infiltrated secretive community of werewolves in an attempt to learn what he could of Voldemort's plans
Career: Lupin joined the Order of the Phoenix after he graduated from Hogwarts. His lycanthropy made it near impossible for him to work at a normal job. The exception was when Dumbledore hired him to be the Hogwarts Defense Against The Dark Arts professor
Skills: Probably knows the castle and grounds of Hogwarts better than anyone except for the Weasley twins; Specialist in defense against dark creatures.
Patronus: Shape was indistinct
Boggart: The full moon.


AT HOGWARTS-


Years: 1971- 1978
House: Gryffindor
School awards, etc.: Prefect
Office: 1993-1994 Defense Against The Dark Arts school year: , on the 2nd floor of Hogwarts.
Artifacts:
Created Marauder's Map with James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew.
Notes: Shrieking Shack and Whomping Willow near Hogsmeade created by Dumbledore during Lupin’s first year to protect him on nights that he was a werewolf

REMUS LUPIN IN THE MOVIES-

Lupin is played by David thewlis

Born: 20 March 1963 in Blackpool, Lancashire, England, UK. Thewlis was originally considered for the role of Professor Quirrell in "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" (2001).


NYMPHADORA TONKS:

From the moment of her arrival in the Order of the Phoenix at Privet Drive, JKR had singled Tonks out as the "bombshell" of the HP franchise, a female counterpart of Bill Weasley (even Mrs. Weasley thought so!), which is a true achievement for a Brit chic! I mean there is only one Muggle rocker who comes close to the "Tonks look" and I'm talking about Pink of course! But of course, Tonksy is much safer... From her varying lengths and shades of hair to the heart-shaped face (adorned occasionally with a pig snout on request!) the Weird Sisters t-shirt and boots- this Auror is one damn chic to reckon with!
Intelligent, skilled, funny, hip, young and rocking, and let's not forget the enormous sexual appetite for older, mature men *giggle... George Clooney... Johnny Depp... giggle*

It's impossible to get bored with a partner like Tonks who'll make sure your seated on the edge of that wild adventure called "life". I mean you went to sleep with a pink head and wake up with a blonde!! She's an all-in-one! Can we hear you hooting, wizards??



But then again what the hell is she doing with "mystery guy" Lupin??

Okay first- opposites attract!

And second- refer to the aforementioned "enormous sexual appetite for older, mature men"!

on the whole- a wunnerful howling fantastic couple, good at the tough and fun bits and awfully awfully brave and sexy...


*phew* need i say more?

VITAL STATS-

Born: c. 1973
Died: May 2,1998
Possible name meanings: Nymphs are spirits of nature in Greek mythology. They are minor female deities who appear as young, pretty girls, and are the protectors of springs, mountains, and rivers. A nymph is also a stage of metamorphosis in the insect world.
Other names:
She disliked her first name and preferred to be called "Tonks" but her father called her "Dora."
Ancestry:
'Tonks' is considered a "half-blood" because her father was a muggle-born wizard.
Mother:
Andromeda Black Tonks, who is the sister of Narcissa Malfoy and Bellatrix Lestrange
Father:
Ted Tonks, a muggle-born wizard.
Spouse:
Married Remus Lupin during the summer of 1997, before the end of July

Child: Ted Remus Lupin, named for her father and husband
Hair:
various colors, changed at will.
Eyes: dark and twinkling.
Distinguishing features:
as a metamorphmagus, Tonks can assume many different appearances. Her actual appearance is that of a pretty, young woman with a pale, heart-shaped face.
Disguises:
An old woman with "tightly curled gray hair" and a purple hat, "a tall, tweedy woman with iron-gray hair", blond curly hair
Skills: Concealment and disguise, though she is "dead clumsy."
Career
: Auror, member of the second Order of the Phoenix; a protégé of Mad Eye Moody. Part of the Advance Guard that helps Harry in his escape from the Dursley house


Interests: Popular music, judging by the 'Weird Sisters' t-shirt
Patronus: Previous one unknown; it changed to "immense four-legged creature" in 1996
House: Hufflepuff, (1984-1991)

NYMPHADORA TONKS IN THE MOVIES-

Played by Natalia Tena

So a toast and kudos to the celebrated July couple- the Tonks-Lupin family for their serenity-courage and wisdom!! Extra-credit for a cool metamorphmagus son- potential hottie and hunk (although taken as well, u lucky girl- Victoire!)

Teddy Remus Lupin!
May the brazen and subtle madness, love and lust never die! On Earth or in Wizard heaven!














Friday, June 27, 2008

*Drumrolls* Another Riddler

The answer you’ll be getting is an anagram. The first set of numbers [in square brackets] denotes the length of the answer. The second set – after a hyphen – denotes a letter of particular importance.
It's relatively easier than the previous riddle. But even then, some of it's answers are drawn from deep expeditions into the world of Harry Potter.

1. Result of cross-breeding? Or faulty genetic engineering?
P.S. He’s not a nightingale. [7] – 3

2. No gazing into its deep, deep eyes for sure. [8] - 2

3. We’re sure this spell’d be verrry useful when you have a bunch of Cornish Pixies loose. [10, 10] - 10

4. If she’s as vain as that Greek guy, she’d better learn swimming [8] – 6

5. The toilets are not THAT private a place with her around [7,6] – 13

6. T’is easy. A Prankster, a Poltergeist … [6] – 6

7. Opiumated and nursey [5,7] – 6

8. She can chase well. Better than an angry bull when it comes to large, red balls [5,4] – 7

9. Not as sinister as her name, surely [8] – 3

10. Ve(e)la girl [5] – 5

11. I swings more than mood swings [5] – 3

12. Acrophobia and motion sickness has no place here [9] – 7

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

HPNS- Chapter 16

FIRE AND WATER

Read Chapter 15 here or start at the beginning


The Elfish Wine had quite an effect on Hermione’s brain and she felt warm and silly as she walked arm in arm with Michael. The Hogsmeade streets were quite empty and Hermione didn’t care that the frequency of cloaked figures was increasing. It didn’t matter that Josh, Ginny and Harry had left early. It was now that the ends of her nerves had loosened and she felt incredibly safe in Michael’s arms. He lit a pipe and warm smoke wafted out in spirals that Hermione gazed at lazily. The smell of smoked wood descended onto his crisp white shirt and cravat, and she took full breaths of the intoxicant.

“I had a charming time this evening with you Hermione” Michael said, calmly brushing stray brown hairs away from her face. She mumbled back contently.

They walked a fair distance down the village discussing more of their careers and lives. A strong cold breeze fluttered the roof tops of the houses and simultaneously something stirred within Hermione.

“Michael, I should be getting home. It’s not safe outside anymore and it’s getting quite late”, she said firmly.

He held her closer and said with a note of finality in his voice “We’ll walk back together”

Hermione blushed and lightly protested saying that she could manage to make it to her apartment alone. But Michael held her hand and they walked towards her home slowly.

The silence grew prolonged and was quite a give-away, until Hermione said, “Will you tell me what spell you used to remove the wine stains I spilled on your shirt this evening? It seems a useful spell”

“Later- later, not just now, Hermione” Michael murmured in her ear, and fondled the nearest ear lobe. It echoed inside her brain, where all instinct and guard was being suppressed for this wonderful oblivion she was experiencing. The walk home didn’t feel tiresome at all, as the couple floated up to the driveway of King’s Abbot where Hermione lived.

She felt as though she heard a rustling behind the dandelion hedge but ignored it. She looked up at him sweetly as he stood at the doorway, her front door was ajar.

“Would you like to come in for some coffee?” she asked him a little nervously as she hadn’t cleaned up that day according to her usual standards.

“I’m fine thank you. In fact I have to go for work early tomorrow. I’ll be taking leave of you then Hermione” Michael replied pleasantly, blowing out more smoke. She stared at him wistfully, wondering if this was going too fast or too slow. Michael was slowly walking away, his posture perfect and spine upright. A small low sigh escaped Hermione’s lips before she shut the door on a memorable evening. But there was more.

He turned around and walked up the stairs once more. He took her trembling hands in his and asked “Would you like to accompany me to the Annual Auror’s Fund Raiser Ball next week? I’m not too fond of dancing, but now it seems a foolish waste not to be asking such a beautiful companion for another evening together”

Hermione blinked at him for a moment.

He was asking her out himself - and to the Auror’s Ball - which she herself had wanted to attend so badly - but she had been waiting for an invitation - from Ron.

“I-I of course I will Michael” she replied finally, breaking into a smile. As expected, Michael smiled back appreciatively.

What she didn’t expect was him closing into her and sweeping her into a kiss.

She felt herself shrink back a little while he kissed her with immense decorum. His lips tasted a little burnt and bitter from the tobacco and the taste slipped down Hermione’s throat. She felt his fingers move on her waist and they had sliced the steak at dinner. One hand entwined itself in her presently tidy hair. Hermione’s brain cleared out and she suddenly became aware of all that was happening. Her eyes flew open to find Michael’s shut tight before her, in passion. A small wetness was beginning to spread between their connection. She knew this was not right; she was disappointed and beginning to hate it. This was different from her first kiss with Viktor. This was more virile but strangely empty. This was not right…

But there was some power that held her back from pushing away. The first time is never perfect. Michael had been wonderful for all this time; she had enjoyed their brief interaction. In fact a moment ago, she was very certainly infatuated by him. She could give him another chance- she could give them another chance. She’d ensure that he wasn’t smoking the next time. Perhaps her social life was so outdated because of her career and the war that she had forgotten that a goodnight kiss was quite harmless on a first date.

Hermione had long lost her breath and couldn’t retrieve it. She felt as hard and cold as an idol. Her body stiffened instead of giving away or melting into Michael’s as it should. She began to count house-elves in her head…

What would Ron say if he saw her kissing like this?

Would he feel the same hate she had felt when she had seen him with Lavender, or more recently- Esmè?

Would he never speak to her again?

Would he go back to Esmè?

Had she lost her chance with him forever? Would he ever come back to her- as a friend if nothing more or nothing less?

Hermione was soon about to get all the answers of her questions, in one moment.

The dandelion hedge tore apart to reveal a dark, furious and lanky figure plunging forwards towards Michael’s back. Hermione tried to protest between the kiss, to warn Michael of the impending danger that was approaching, but he only kissed her back more fiercely… not willing to let go.

“OI YOU BASTARD!! GEROFF HER!”

The knotted couple broke apart finally when a resounding blow was delivered behind Michael’s head, slamming his mouth and nose against the brass handle on Hermione’s door. Without any choice for cover, Hermione fell out of balance onto the door mat while Michael toppled over her and did a full somersault in the process.

“OH MY GOD!” she shrieked.

As she cleared her disheveled hair out of her eyes, her chin squashed against the dusty doorstep, she saw the fuming figure before her and recognized the unlaced hand-me-down shoes as-

Ron Weasley’s.

“YOU MISERABLE SNEAKING CENTIPEDE!” she bellowed as she untangled her body from Michael’s semi-conscious form above her.

The figure yelled back, its face and hair was ablaze and red, beginning to reflect in the dim light above the door “OH FORGIVE MY intrusion, MISS PRISSY! If it hadn’t been for me right now, you would have been…”

“SO YOU JUST STAND THERE PRETENDING TO BE ALL SIR GALAHAD RESCUING A DAMSEL FROM RAPE AND HARASSMENT I SUPPOSE!!” Hermione screamed and shook Ron by his collar very hard.

Ron spat at her face, “UNLESS OF COURSE YOU WANTED IT! YOU SICK LITTLE…”

Hermione drew back, went very rigid and cold. She was quite a frightening vision, no better than Mrs. Weasley in an uncontrollable fit of rage.

“Don’t. you. dare”

There was a moment’s interlude when Michael’s figure raised itself a little with a groan. As though he couldn’t believe it, his hands moved shuddering towards the threads of blood hanging down from his smashed jaw.

“Weedly? Wod are you doing here?” he spluttered, looking up and turning pasty white.

Hermione quickly bent down, and heaved him up to a sitting position. Then she softly tapped Michael’s bloody lip and swollen gums with the tip of her wand, murmuring a spell under her breath.

In a moment, the long skeins of scarlet down Michael’s chin; the splashes of wine red blood on his collar and the salty taste in his mouth vanished completely.

And then he ominously lifted his wand towards Ron, over Hermione’s shoulder and sent a curse towards him with an expert flick, while his target projectiled to a distance of a mile.

“CONFRINGO!”

Ron got up quickly after his head hit the muggle street lamp and stood panting bathed under the ghostly light, his wand held aloft.

“DENSAUGEO!” was yelled back at Michael with equal vehemence.

As before quite by accident, the spell instead of hitting right on spot, shot into Hermione’s face where she stood protectively before Michael. The scene went back to Snape’s dungeon where fourteen year old Hermione was whimpering and trying her best to shield her front teeth that began to grow at a surprising pace. For a moment, the whole party froze in action and watched Hermione scream in frustration as her wand clattered to the ground, in her attempt to cover her chin. Her front teeth had already gone ahead.

“Hermione, are you alright!?” Michael bent into her face, anxious at how she had been injured.

“MY TEEF! DO FUMFIN ABOU’ MY TEEF!”

“LEAVE IT ALONE CATRWRIGHT! YOU GET AWAY FROM HER!” Ron advanced quickly, raising his wand up to Michael’s chin level. He softly pushed Hermione’s hands away from her mouth and examined the three foot long incisors.

“It’ll be all right, Hermione. I’m sorry it hit you… I know the counter-spell…”

“GEF AWAY FROM ME! GIVE ME BACK MY WANF, YOU F-F-FREAK!” Hermione slapping away Ron, for lack of a better insult.

Terrified out of his wits at the deranged version of Hermione Granger sitting before him, he quickly retrieved the wand and put it in her palm. Michael watched anxiously as the teeth were gradually restored to their original length.

There was a flash of lightning in the air and a loud clap of thunder a moment later. Cavernous clouds flooded the sky and the moonlit night suddenly turned as dark as Hermione’s expression.

Hermione stood up before the two kneeling figures before her. Towering over them, she screamed pitifully, “I don’t care HOW… OR WHEN… you decide to settle this between yourselves, but I would request the both of you TO CLEAR OUT OF MY SIGHT RIGHT NOW!”

And then her front door slammed shut.

***

The night grew worse and louder than anybody could have imagined. Trees rustled and shivered with the combined ferocity of the wind and the cold raindrops. Streets lay empty, without even the homeless and lost cowering under tables or at jetties. Street lamps flickered and occasionally a drenched and solitary dog would trot along wagging his tail pointlessly. The entire evening’s humidity had accumulated and now thick heavy sheets of rain fell before the window pane. It was a complete contrast to the brightly crackling fire inside the room, illuminating three figures, two of identical height and the third a little shorter. They sat on comfortable sofas around an official looking table, on which was laid a large brown parcel.

“There’s no doubt about it, Harry. This is the best we could come up with”, Fred whispered excitedly.

Harry picked up the brown package and unwrapped the paper around it to find a rectangular box that was sealed with enchantments.

“Erm, let me help you with that” George said, grabbing the parcel with a mad glint in his eyes. He tapped the box with his wand twice with a moment’s interval. The lid raised itself and revealed the dark, folded contents within.

“Pure genius”, Fred whispered, looking immensely satisfied with himself.

“You have to promise me not to try and sell something similar for your profits”, Harry said quietly surveying what he held in his hands, “this is something just between us”

But the twins looked slightly uncomfortable at this proclamation. “But we thought at least the Order could use something like this. I mean, it’s the easiest way to get about and do some good quality spying and infiltration”, Fred explained.

“Absolutely not! Let me see… ah! As the Chosen One, I should be armed with some weapons that nobody else possesses, don’t you think?” Harry retorted.

But George was not convinced. “Listen mate, we’re pretty sure you’re not using these to hunt for the horcruxes. Then what exactly do you want with it?”

“Just a change of plans. I’m done busting my brains over the bloody horcruxes. This time, I need some direct access. I need some actual information, if you know what I mean. So I’m just tracing my steps back to where they started…”

And with that enigmatic declaration, Harry got up smiling at the twins’ baffled expressions, collected his parcel and walked out of the door of the Weasley Wizard Wheezes into the rainy, stormy, windy and merciless night with a new and strange feeling in his heart.

***

Hermione’s temper cooled down with the hot salty tears that flowed down her cheek, carving furrows in the slight and perfect make up she had applied for the night. There was turmoil of emotions raging inside her body and her brain was buzzing with fatigue. With her back still pressed to her front door, she sank to the floor and sobbed quite pitilessly.

“Well Ginny, I hope you’re happy now! The plan was a huge and tremendous success!” she hiccoughed vindictively at the room before her.

The room soon grew dark and veins of lightning flashed outside her window, causing her fancy china to vibrate with the resounding thunder. Automatically, she got up, floated to the windows and slammed them down, shut out the sound with a spell, and pointed her wand at the grate lighting up a merry fire. Then she returned to her position by the door and sank to the floor once more. Without any emotion, she gradually unclasped her earrings and brooch from her being. She loosened her tidy bun and let the usual bushy brown hair cascade to her shoulders. She felt all the heat trapped inside her hair escape, and a sudden coolness descended on her head. But the tears did not stop flowing.

How dare he? How could he be so presumptuous as to follow her all across town to see what she made of her date? He had no business to! Absolutely no business…

She hated him for being so wicked. She hated every fibre in his body for being so completely etched in hers. She couldn’t stand the thought of ever meeting him and talking to him straightforward. A part of her wanted to hit him across his face for being so clumsy. Her teeth had grown longer than the last time, and she was certain of how ridiculous she had looked… and that too in front of Michael. She knew he would never be able to look at her after that, she was so terribly embarrassed and shocked at the blow he had received from Ron.

Ron.

She could kill him if he came before her. She had had enough of him. He was an obnoxious, blundering idiot.

In fact, she was so absorbed in thoughts of him that she could have sworn that the unsteady breathing sounds she heard opposite the door she sat, were his.

She had heard the sound, pace and rhythm of his breath so many times that she could distinguish it even in complete pandemonium. It was heavier and slower than most other people. If one paid attention for too long, one would be lost in the calm humming sound of his breath and heart beat moving pace-to-pace. She had heard it so many times unconsciously when they had been studying in the Gryffindor common room, that was either empty during the vacations or suddenly hushed up before exams. Sitting on the same table in complete quiet, with her notes spread out, she would tune her mind’s rhythm to that of Ron’s breath and heartbeat adjacent to her seat. It had been so long ago…


Hermione suddenly sat upright. It was distinct now, heavy ragged breathing right outside her door. A little higher than where she sat, so she presumed that the human or creature was standing. She grew quite frightened despite herself, because she couldn’t imagine who or what would be outside her door on a viciously stormy night.

In case it was an assailant or a spy, she would surprise him. It was pointless to ask who it was, and put the person on guard.

Her hands pressed firmly on the door knob; her wand rose in attention and she quickly turned the door open.

SPLAT!

Lying before her, spread eagled was the tall, wet and muddy person of Ron Weasley. He looked positively aghast to be lying on his back like that on Hermione’s carpet, his red hair pasted onto his forehead from the rain, with her wand pointing right at his nose. He had been leaning against her door all this time.

“RONALD WEASLEY!?” Hermione yelled once more, not willing to believe that it really was him, “have you completely lost your mind? What on earth were you doing outside my door for three hours in this weather? You want to get KILLED?!”

Ron calmly and with great restrain pushed himself up into a sitting position, and then heaved his drowned self into a presentable figure, standing before her. He was whiter than a sheet, his eyes flashing a dull grayish blue in the firelight contrasted with the hair that dripped onto his nose and neck. He stood there speechless and quite expressionless before her, while she started at him, absolutely flabbergasted.

“It’s cold”, he said, finally in a small voice, to break the silence.

This was the last justification that Hermione had expected. Putting her hands on her hips, she stared at Ron’s sorry figure and took long deep breaths, before she said, with a great stress on each word-

“I-want-you-to-leave-my-house. NOW!”

“I-I’d like some of that coffee, you were about to make”, Ron whimpered, fumbling over his soaked shirt that pressed onto the goose-pimples on his arms and stomach. Hermione gaped at him for a longer period at this request, and then she just went over to her couch by the fire, and sat there without a word, looking away from the doorway, where he stood.

For a span of ten minutes, Ron stood exactly where he was in exactly the same state. Then boldly, he removed his shoes and wet socks, wrung the dripping water out of his shirt and pants, and walked barefoot across the carpet to her. He pushed the hair out of his face and shoved them behind his ears; he could see her better now. The fire had burned low and there just a slight orange glow in the room. But he could see the flames flashing still in Hermione’s eyes while she sat above him, her gaze averted.

“Uh… you’re teeth look better now”, Ron began a little sheepishly.

Hermione let out a loud breath but continued to look away and observe silence.

“I-I’m s-s-orry, I’m really sorry Herm. I won’t do it again. I’ll keep away from you forever if you w-want it that way”

With this solemn declaration, he softly lifted himself up to his knees and closed into her face to see if she had reacted. She looked very conscious of his presence even though her eyes were watching the fire. Her breath had quickened, and taking advantage of the signals, he softly placed his cold, damp hand onto her small warm open palm, lying carelessly on her skirt. Even at this slight touch, he could clearly feel the rapid and frenzied pulse in her soft pink palm. Very slowly she turned to face him.

“Is that a new tool for emotional blackmail, Ron Weasley?” she asked icily.

Ron looked genuinely confused, “As in…?”

“You’ve never called me that before- ‘Herm”, she explained quietly.

Ron looked positively relieved, because he knew what to say to that-

“Well, that’s the only option seeing how Grawp took “Hermy” away for himself” he said with a tentative grin.

This forced Hermione to break into the smallest smile she could manage, while still pretending to be mad at him.

“What happened to Michael?” she asked suddenly.

Ron looked highly disconcerted and stuttered, “Oh he-he-he just… left!”

“Left?”

“Yeah yeah, at first we gave each other some manly glares and then when it started to rain, he just… left” Ron continued trying to inject some confidence into his voice to make it sound believable. Hermione looked at him amusedly for a moment, and then fell back into her couch rubbing her eyes.

“I wouldn’t be surprised if you killed him and dumped his body in a ditch”, she said sarcastically.

Ron pressed his hand more assuredly onto hers and said softly, his grin returning, “I wouldn’t be surprised either”

For a quarter of an hour they looked at each other in the silence with their eyes doing the talking. Most of the rain had dried off Ron’s body and now there was the dim smell of his moist, unwashed body that floated into Hermione’s knowledge. It reminded her of the smell she enjoyed most of the quenched earth after the first April showers when she was a child. It resembled the smell of freshly mowed lawns a little. While she sat contemplating the mystery of Ron’s scent, and how she never wanted it to go away, she had barely noticed that they were playing with each other’s fingers. This was the first time she had been completely alone with him for so long, unsupervised. She suddenly felt very grown-up.

“You’re still wearing the chain I gave you…” Ron whispered, observing the glint of the sapphire at her bosom.

“Oh yeah, I really really loved it” she whispered back, uncertainly. He lifted himself from his knees and crept closer to touch the necklace. Hermione didn’t have the strength or will to push him away. He rubbed the gem on the chain while his fingers occasionally caressed the exposed skin of her collar bone, visible through the V shaped blouse. A small shiver passed through her body unconsciously. She felt the same shiver run through Ron, starting from his fingertips. Suddenly coming to her sense, she slapped his hand away playfully. And then posed a more serious question-

“Ron, why can’t things be alright? Why can’t they… well… work out?”

Ron looked dreamily at her. The guilt had vanished completely from his face. He grabbed her fingers once more and pressed his lips to them.

“I really don’t know, Herm. Everything seems alright in my dreams. But when I wake up, I’m forced back to this place. To where we both are right now… whenever I wake up…”

Saturday, June 21, 2008

And there you GO.

Answer: Arsenius Jigger


[>>Sahil got that one. =D]

The smarter ones might have guessed this by checking up book-lists that Hogwarts students receive every term. What makes it easy is that throughout the book, only one Potions book had been recommended. And that's th one in Book 1.

However, if you want the links between the answer and the poem, here you are:

The ‘she’ is Perenelle Flamel, wife of Nicolas Flamel. The ‘he’ is Nicolas himself. Bumblebee translates to Dumbledore in Latin. He finished off Grindlewald in 1945. Throughout all the books, the only other pieces of information regarding Perenelle and Grindlewald are that she lived to be 658 (the poem hints at her age) and that Grindlewald was killed in 1945 (the poem hints at his death).

If you play around with both these numerical values, you’ll find that,

6 + 5 + 8 = 19
1 + 9 = 10
1 + 0 = 1
and,

1 + 9 + 4 + 5 = 19
1 + 9 = 10
1 + 0 = 1

If you can actually get to this part, you’ll see, that in a numerical sequence, ‘A’ is the first letter and ‘J’ is the tenth letter.

However, to make it easier, there is, like I said, only one Potions’ book author mentioned.

Friday, June 20, 2008

The Prequel

Hola Mugwumps (and Witches and Wizards and House-elves and Muggles and Centaurs and Goblins...okay, you get the gist), it's been a long time! The creator of this enchanting blog *takes a bow* and her far more dedicated friends have been too busy with their own lives to post stuff here, but that's all going to be remedied soon.

First of all, welcome Espera! I'm really looking forward to her posts; the previous post, as you might have noticed, already has 10 owlers and howlers (*applause*) and has left most of us rather baffled. Well, Espera, we're waiting and hoping for more such brain-teasers from you :-) (and I must confess, we did think that we knew it all!)

Also, Playwitch has not been able to publish its May and June issues due to..erm..social problems (?). However we promise to have a double treat in the next issue, so watch out!
Anyway, more importantly, the 800-word prequel that we've been hearing so much about, is now available online!! I just read it, its not so much of a 'prequel' as an episode, and I'm glad because I thought it would ruin my fan-fiction (for which i still need a name, by the way. Priori Incantatem?) Here are the links: In her own handwriting (click on "author's stories" and then J.K.Rowling) or on Muggle Net. Enjoy!

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Monday, June 16, 2008

So you Thought You Knew it All?

She drank the elixir to stay alive
Her husband too, so did strive
She was, I must say, rather old
Now, you know that. Need you be told?
And he was (in Latin) Bumblebee's great friend
The same who took Grindelwald to his end
The final answer that you're searching for
Is a potion book's author.


Tell you what, just go by the last two sentences and you'll do it. There is a twisted way of getting to the answer too.

Answers after a week.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

A random post

Ok, its been a long time since I posted a Random Post on fELIX fELICIS. But I'm doing so now.

Here goes.

First of all, the results to this really old post.

Where can you find a bezoar?
In a goat's stomach. Snape's my last name. Silence.
18 (72%)
Dunno. In a zoo, I suppose. Is it a pig?
5 (20%)
In the sorting hat?
0 (0%)
Can't remeber off hand, but it works as an antidote against most poisons.
5 (20%)
You could always ask Alastor for some. But Rubeus would have no clue.
5 (20%)


Votes so far: 25
Poll closed

And a new poll has been put up. Do you believe in fairies? Kinda lame, I know. But you'll notice there's only one politically correct answer for the Potter-lovers. So, go vote.
And of course, I'm open and in fact, I'm begging, for poll suggestions. Don't write them here. Send me a mail at the.keeper.of.keys@hotmail.com
That also goes for any people who want to join the Mugwumps rank.

Lastly, the last post I posted here, was the JKR and her horrible, hairy lawsuit. Before that it was Thorns and Roses. So I've pretty much not had the opportunity of saying it, and I know its rather late, but both Sahil and Sneezy helped us with this template. So there, duty done.

*disapparates*

Friday, May 16, 2008

HPNS- Chapter 15

THE BATTLE OF WITS

Read Chapter 14 here or start at the beginning

Hermione couldn’t hide her smile, or the two bright spots that had appeared on her cheek. She didn’t have to turn around to look at Ron’s face; she knew exactly what it looked like right now. Michael drew her chair and took her coat, smiling in the most gentlemanly fashion. He bent to get her comfortable in her seat and she smelt the ‘Michael’ scent for the first time… it felt good, in fact much better than good. The party was arranged thus- Ginny and Hermione on one side with their respective dates facing each other. It had been her special request to Ginny for such a pattern as she wasn’t quite alright with being right next to her ‘blind date’ as yet.


As the foursome sat down to dinner Ginny began a polite conversation on the topic of the war and how it was costing the Ministry’s Treasury. The war always made a great topic in such situations. Although she nodded and spoke the right things at the right time, her eyes were glancing sneakily at the figure opposite her whenever they could… every little angle of his face, every little thing he did.


Tall, but definitely not taller than Ron, shoulders were slightly broader and thickset and posture erect. Michael had thick, wavy dark hair neatly arranged around his face. His eyes were grey and the most classic feature of his face was an aquiline nose that suited him quite well. Not at all like Ron’s unnaturally long nose and ridiculous ears that turned red as though they had a mind of their own… not at all like Ron…



Ginny made a low guttural sound to distract Hermione from her reverie. It worked.


“Ginny told me that you went to Hogwarts as well. It’s just I don’t remember ever having seen you…” she resumed the pleasantries.


Michael took a sip of wine before helping her on “I belonged to Ravenclaw and I believe I’ve seen you before when you were being sorted. I faintly heard about you a couple of times mostly in relation to Harry Potter. Lately of course, I admired your article in the prophet as regards The Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare


Hermione blushed and her ears stood up appreciatively. He knew what SPEW stood for and that was a great compliment. Even Percy, or Fred and George weren’t quite sure of it, not to mention her own parents.


“Would you like some more wine, Michael?” she asked attentively, marveling at how well she was doing for a date.

As she leaned over to pour the Elfish wine, Michael suddenly asked, “Weren’t you and Harry Potter involved with each other at Hogwarts?”


Neither men could have predicted the reaction of their dates. Ginny’s fork dropped with a loud, rude clatter and Hermione jumped on her seat spilling most of the wine on Michael’s crisply starched white shirt and beige trousers.


“I’m so sorry Michael that was very clumsy of me” Hermione apologized profusely and looked crestfallen for having ruined the spotless image of her date.


“It’s not a problem at all” he replied, his eyes filling with forgiving, good-natured warmth.


He siphoned off the liquid and stains with his wand, leaving his shirt as clean and white as before. Hermione made it a mental point to ask him the spell for removing wine stains, as she had not been quite as successful on the birthday robes Esmè had given her.


“Well you know very little about me, mostly from gossip I’d imagine. Harry and I are just close friends” she didn’t want to get into intricate details about her long association with Harry, not in these times.


The conversation continued as smooth as the butter that flowed on Sangria’s signature steak that was brought in for them.

Michael’s manicured fingers moved flawlessly while slicing the steak and Hermione admired the deftness of those fine hard hands in back and forth motion over the piece of flesh. He looked above his food and smiled at her every so often, and she was happy that she could give him a good time, that she was able to attract a man as much as he attracted her.


This was what she had wanted for a long time. To be compatible and understood, not revered like Viktor used to and certainly not taken for granted like Ron. Hermione’s feeling heightened when Michael went on about SPEW with her as though he were an equal partner on the campaign with genuine feeling of support and passion.

Hermione didn’t care that Josh and Ginny looked bored at the proceedings and had begun to tickle each other under the table.


Despite himself Harry couldn’t help staring over at the table where the foursome sat. He thought Ginny looked alarmingly beautiful. And that guy opposite her had to be the man she was seeing… John Barter or Puddington, something like that.


Harry’s fingers caressed his wand longingly holding back the suitable hexes rising in his mind that would be great on this guy. He hated the fact that Ginny had dressed up to look this good before him, he hated them being together and having fun, he shuddered at the sight of their hands joined at the table. But resigned to his fate all that Harry could do was prod forcefully at his dinner with his fork pretending it was Josh’s head.


However he knew that he was taking it a lot better than Ron who sat opposite him. Ron’s fists were blotched red after he had been flexing them angrily under the table, and his expensive dinner lay completely forgotten


“Just look at the bloke he looks like his mother dressed him up! And I can smell his cologne all the way over here, it’s making me SICK!” Ron whispered furiously at Harry as though he felt the same way.


Harry stared at Ron who had completely forgotten his previous mention about being Secret Keeper. Not that Harry hadn’t thought about it before, but he had made up his mind not to put him thorough the burden. He owed so much to the Weasley’s and killing Ron would never help solve anything. Ginny didn’t deserve to lose another brother and neither did Hermione, who would have to split her loyalties between him and Ron. He could never ask that of her. Harry refused to single-handedly drag all the people he loved into the same cesspool of destruction that he was destined for. He loved them more than he hated Voldemort.


Harry was not looking at their table or at Ron. Neither was he looking the least bit disturbed as Ron. Harry’s eyes were staring far off in the distance at something undefined… he looked broken… consumed in thoughts that Ginny didn’t want to imagine. All the way from her chair she could see the smoldering look in his eyes, and then she felt very foolish.


She had thought Harry would be jealous. But he was far from it.


And upon realizing this she fully appreciated what Harry was going through and how much she was putting him through, that the mission was serious, consuming and dangerous. That he wasn’t just doing it to avenge his parents but to protect them. She understood how much the whole wizarding world was expecting of him… he was the Chosen One.


But she loved him despite all this.


The same pain shot up inside her and Ginny had to struggle for a moment to fight back hot, aggressive tears. How could she expect something as normal and mundane as jealousy from Harry who respected and trusted her so much?


Memories came flooding into her brain… Tom Riddle… Sirius vanishing into the veil… Dumbledore’s body lying on the grass… Charlie… and Harry had seen so much more… gone through so much more, and here she was on a date with Josh in the same restaurant where Harry sat, with the hope of making him jealous.

If Harry died fighting Voldemort… it would be her fault for making his life so complicated and miserable…


“Ginny?” she heard Hermione ask.


She regained her composure and the moisture in her eyes was blinked away. Harry was actually looking over at her now and then she realized that she had been staring in his direction for all that time.


“That’s Ron over there! At that table! Look Hermione, isn’t that H-Harry and Ron?” she asked according to the plan.


Hermione looked adequately surprised, excused herself, got up and went over to the table where Harry and Ron sat, taking them by shock… according to the plan.


Moments later they were shamelessly seated at the same table as Josh-Ginny-Hermione and Michael.


Ginny consciously looked away from Harry but introduced them thus, “Josh, you’ve already met Ron and this is Harry Potter. Michael, this is my brother Ron who’s in the Auror department with Josh… and erm, this is Harry”


Michael and Hermione beamed at Harry as though he were an angel. Ron did not return Michael’s offer for a handshake. Josh looked severely uncomfortable, reminded of the confrontation between him and Ginny’s ‘elder brother’ in the cubicle before.


“Very pleased to finally meet you, Mr. Potter. I’ve only watched you defeating Rawenclaw several times before at Hogwarts matches, and of course the incomparable performance at the Triwizard Tournament. Quite an unforgettable experience for the people who watched!” Michael said enthusiastically.


Harry looked taken aback, but smiled weakly. “Erm thanks. Unless I’m mistaken, you were the Rawenclaw prefect in my first year. I’ve seen Percy Weasley speaking with you”

It was Ginny’s turn to be surprised, “Were you really? Percy never mentioned that he knew you!”


“He would probably avoid mentioning me if he could help it, Ginevra. You see, he took my girlfriend Penelope Clearwater from me in our sixth year” Michael declared with a laugh.


Hermione and Ginny let out exclamations and then laughed, not knowing whether to believe this declaration.


“So Ronald, you’re in Josh’s department” Michael addressed Ron jovially, “I always imagined that Aurorship would be a rather adventurous career and I wouldn’t be up to it, I’ve always been for a more stable occupation”


Ron looked at him acerbically as Ginny sniggered and mouthed “Ronald” in a rather exaggerated undertone.


“Well you made the right choice mate” Ron retorted, “A job like mine would have completely ruined your suit and your mommy wouldn’t have liked that now, would she?”


There was a pause as everyone stared at him, but Ron didn’t care. Hermione’s face had turned an angry shade of red and Ginny and Harry were looking at him incredulously… Josh continued to observe his refection on the back of the spoon.


Michael’s grey eyes flashed ominously. There was a secret desire in Hermione that he would just stand up and throw a punch at Ron’s puffed face.


“Yes, she certainly wouldn’t have appreciated it, even if yours did Ronald. Mrs. Weasley must be terribly courageous!” Michael replied, “after all, my mother would not have accepted it if her son was lampooned by Rita Skeeter and the allegations turned out to be true after all!”


Ron smirked back and watched Hermione settle back her arm into Michael’s with a triumphant expression.


“It’s amazing how large one’s head looks on the back of a spoon, isn’t it Josh” Ron laughed vindictively.


Ginny was on the verge of sinking her nails into Ron’s head when Harry stomped in and said, “Hermione did you know, Tonks and Lupin are getting married next month?”


“Yes I talked to Dora the other day when I was at the Ministry for my permission for SPEW. She showed me the engagement ring and said they would have a small ceremony. We’re all invited of course.” Hermione replied all too quickly.


She was conscious of her sweaty palms from watching Ronald Weasley sitting in sharp relief against her date- Michael Cartwright. It was almost as if fate was asking her to make her choices at the moment and end the struggle.


“Are you talking about Nymphadora Tonks? I never knew she was seeing someone, she’s always so busy at work and joking around” Josh ventured. Harry recalled that Tonks was also an Auror and Josh probably knew her as his senior in the department.


Michael cut in, “Lupin? Hermione dear, this can’t possibly be Professor Lupin who taught us Dark Arts for a year? Is it the same gentleman?”


Harry noticed Hermione turn brighter than magenta at the term of endearment that Michael just used for her. Ron took a solid gulp of air into his lungs and flexed his forearms powerfully.


Ginny hastily replied to cover the confusion, “Yes the very same, Michael. He was my favorite Defense against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts”


Michael looked puzzled to a large degree by the information. His dark eyebrows were arched in thought like the drawn wings of a large phoenix. “He was undoubtedly good, but he was a werewolf; I mean I’m quite certain. That’s why Dumbledore dismissed him, didn’t he? I wonder how someone can agree to marry him…”


“No no you’re mistaken about his character Michael…” Hermione tried to explain before Ron cut her through icily-


“I agree Mike, some women can be dismal when it comes to love” he declared staring pointedly.


All the blood seemed to have rushed from Ron’s face and collected at his ears. Hermione jumped at this declaration and looked at him with a strange indefinable expression… not anger or indignation. She seemed to have forgotten all about Michael for that moment… it was as if none were at the table except the both of them. Ron replayed his retort in his mind once more and saw the implication more heavily than he had planned it. He suddenly jumped in his seat, spilling meat at Josh’s clothes and vanished out from the spotless glass revolving doors.

The battle was lost… no prisoners taken.



Read Chapter 16- FIRE AND WATER here







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